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It seems that @PasteMagazine edited their URLs a while back so with the 26th anniversary of the premiere of Buffy the Vampire Slayer just around the corner, I'm reposting the link to my 2017 piece in which I review and rank every single episode. pastemagazine.com/tv/buffy-the-v… [More]

@pamelam35 Could only play one because DraftKings has decided to take group F off the board for some reason or other. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Switching things up from the typical placement market, here are the players I like this week for the 3M Open ⛳️ espn.com/betting/golf/s…

@meghanapolis Agreed. She’s a straight up boot-licker.

Fuck Sophie Cunningham I don’t ever wanna see her meme on the TL again

@TheJordanMaxx Hahahahaha! Given the other shit you’ve been dealing with, that sounds like a great response!

@Covers_josh Got a new one for ya!

I swear to dog, either I can tell the future or they’ve doubled up on Omar Moreno, recently. @dcone36, I swear his name came up on a telecast recently because in my head I could hear Bob Shepherd saying “Now batting for the Yankees, center fielder, OH-mah Mo-RAY-no!”

@kayteterry I need the summer free from stupid people! I feel like that thread gave me a tumor.

I think I have that summer set from free people

@meghanapolis 😡🤮

Why any adult male would put a photo of himself with Ashton “rape apologist” Kutcher and Danny “convicted of 2 counts of rape” Masterson ON THEIR DATING APP PROFILE as though it’s a flex is beyond me, we are truly cooked as a society

@28cillslater ❤️❤️🫂🫂Huzzah!

I'm feeling a lotttt better today! I hope you're all feeling okay. ilyyyyy!! 💜💜

@Covers_josh This is driving me nuts!

I swear there is no pitcher in baseball that can look as bad as Mitch Keller does and then takes your money with 21 outs on 70 pitches in his next start

@FreeUseFiffany I'm on 60mg XR.

@RabbiReport Right?! I purposely take days off of it but I got my diagnosis because my depression had turned into deep rage at myself for not living up to my own potential and letting people down. Also extended release >>> short acting

It’s amazing how easily I forget that Adderall is a crucial mental health medication, for me…until I don’t have it for a couple of days and go completely off the rails.

@FreeUseFiffany She also had rectal cancer. Preventable deaths drive me nuts! She didn't tell the cast and crew, either, which really sucks. 😢

@RabbiReport Ugh such a legend. Grew up watching SCTV and absolutely adored her. Was very sad to learn she knew she was sick and didn’t test for covid until after they finished shooting the studio. Guess what?! It was Covid! She died shortly after

follow me if you like nonsense and boobs 👁️🫦👁️ or else

@dcone36's musical knowledge is ne plus ultra! From #JoyDivision to @SabrinaAnnLynn to #BoogieDownProductions, he brings it all. If Name That Tune ever returns, I hope it's a pro-am version, because Coney and I would clean up! #JoyDivision #DeeeLite #BillWithers

@DerekCarty Turns out that the API’s for some books aren’t working because it’s still within the realm of sanity at bet365.

@RabbiReport Holy cow. It was this morning, maybe 9 AM ET?

Well, that plummeted, @DerekCarty! What time did you place it!?

@fawningfiffany Wish list!

I need more slutty outfits but also I need more basketball shorts because that’s the vibe my pussy wants to give off camera lol

@meghanapolis No, you're right.

@RabbiReport I really don’t believe that the answers he was looking for were ambition, intelligence, or confidence…but maybe I’m wrong!

It is 6:52am lol

It’s still a horrendous, predatory response and you’re not even smart enough to realize that it goes against your own self interest. If the “small restaurant” goes out of business, you’ll never be able to eat there again. If you’re gonna be selfish, at least be smart about it.

@28cillslater Don’t ever apologize for that, you don’t owe us anything!

I have not been feeling well today sorry I haven't been very active or talkative.