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@Pringles did y’all know in your bulk boxes of small packs y’all have been mixing up the sea salt and vinegar flavor with cheddar? Could be a lawsuit.

@AesopRockWins Ha, good job man.

What do you think is in the burgers?

@ScienceNews I mean yeah, 3/4ths of the crew died.

Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary is full of interesting science fiction, but his choice for transporting astronauts through interstellar space may not be the best. sciencenews.org/article/projec…

@AesopRockWins @ELCORO36 @rhymesayers The cassette sounds PERFECT. It’s my favorite album by you so far. Great job man!

I HEARD IT’S A MESS THERE TOO Vinyl, CD, and cassette are in stores now! aesoprock.com

@iamdieforyouuu Either Yam Taco

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@redbetblue2 @LeadingReport Hey, he actually was talking about his blurb in his opening monologue. “Four months to learn what I just said” it had nothing to do with the superbowl. I’m only responding to you because I genuinely don’t think youre a bot.

@LeadingReport No, I don't think I will. I'm not in Mexico. I'm in America. It's more like give me a reason to watch the superbowl. You're supposed to draw people in, not force them out. Also, tell Americans that in English.

BREAKING: Bad Bunny tells Americans and other Super Bowl halftime show viewers to “learn Spanish” if you want to understand his performance.

@jonstewart Testing our punctuation today?

My pleasure, friend

@FakePaulApostle @GeneralMCNews What the fuck are you talking about?

BREAKING: The Trump administration has canceled a $700 million contract awarded to Moderna for the development of a bird flu vaccine.

@seanseaevans This is the truth you were trying to expose all along.

The signs were there all along..

"Sometimes fire f**ks a tornado and makes a mockery of human infrastructure." Jon Stewart on why helping victims of natural disasters shouldn't be a political issue.

@FakeLRonHubbard @LeadingReport The fuck are you talking about?

BREAKING: Republicans are expected to push legislation to require proof of citizenship when registering to vote and to impose potential penalties on election officials who fail to confirm eligibility, as outlined in the SAVE Act, upon returning to Congress.

@NHendizadeh Chilis is top tier fast casual.

Hi. Tell me your most controversial take on chain restaurants to potentially be featured on AHDIAS ❤️❤️

@hea_president There are so many double negatives.

The TEA Hearing Officer has recommended that I be given a contract for the 2024 -2025 school year along with any backpay owed to me. #HISD #unionstrong

@C9Mang0 Press start is still a top moment. 🐐🐐🐐

Wait a minute I won genesis 1 when I was 17 ..... I'm 32 now I've wasted my life ROFLLLL

@SarahHuckabee Good for you, why can’t most Americans have access to the same healthcare as you?

Last September I was diagnosed with thyroid cancer and exactly one year ago today I underwent surgery to have my thyroid and several dozen lymph nodes removed. Thanks to God and amazing doctors I’m still cancer free. I took this picture just before my surgery but I now have a scar that runs the length of my neck and it’s a daily reminder that no matter what battles we are facing don’t lose heart. God is good. #cancersucks #cancersurvivor

:/

It's hot.

@Schreiberland isn’t it just that since steam is rising in the shower it creates a subtle vacuum and cold air gets pulled into the shower to replace the displaced steam? I’d like some citations, sir. #unifiedtheoryofshowercurtains

@IAmMarcAlexandr @GeneforTexas He probably voted against that. He doesn’t really have that much power, you’re really going agains the wrong guy here if those are the reasons you’re angry.

@GeneforTexas Where were Wu @GeneforTexas when all this spending has been forced down our throats? Spending more trillions, while borrowing to do it, is inflation, or ANOTHER TAX FOR US You already know politicians, like yourself, are bought & owned by Big Pharma You’re not fooling anyone

It still blows my mind... The fact that the wealthiest nation in the world would allow their citizens to die just so a drug company can sell a $1.25 vial of insulin for $298.