ray of shitshow

Don't ask how I got there but if you're having a bad day, can I recommend looking up tiny croched hats for small pets on etsy?

@oldenoughtosay Uk, manual, every time the car is stationary for more than a few seconds/the car is in neutral. I'm not sitting riding the clutch at traffic lights for more than 30 seconds, so I'm in neutral and the handbrake is on.

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

@maureenjohnson EVERYTHING. it's rainy and humid and chilly and hot. Shorts and a waterproof jacket. Wellies and a swimsuit.

@maureenjohnson @BarbaraPym1 @HobbyMatt89 @Waterstones This is by far my favourite response to transphobia I've seen in a long time. (love you Maureen)

I don't know who took this or when I first saw it, but it's the greatest photo ever taken

These portals are getting out of hand

Always repost

@LPerenic Yes! Never used to, didn't realise you could until recently, but I love the texture.

When you eat kiwi fruit 🥝, do you eat the skin?

It's 2am and I just carried the cat to bed, he's purring, stretched out, and resting his little paws on me, i am trapped and infinitely happy

I went out for the day with crutches for the first time today. Felt weird and a bit scary. But yknow what? I'm in so much less pain than I would have been if I'd just walked around all day or used my stick. Not no pain, but considerably less pain. And I'll do it again.

@abs_kebabs_ HELLO THERE

Partial eclipse as seen through a cheezit

the eclipse has hit the reflections on my disco ball