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The percentages are negotiable. But they are my bottom floor.

@Susan16Park Bazoombas?

Is there a category higher than cannons?

@OctoberFerguson White Pink. IYKYK.

White

The people at #smokefleet are smoking to much Hippy Lettuce... They think I sell used cars...

Ok everybody If you were a betting man so to speak Who are you picking for #KentuckyDerby win today? I'll go first.... Renegade Chief Wallabee Drop your picks here 😉

@kitawny24 So Happy! Because we all should be.

@PATRIOT2117 He had a permit! So legitimate contractor.

Bob the Builder walks up to a girl in a nightclub and says, “I have an 8 inch d*ck, and I can shag all night!” After a few drinks, she takes Bob home with her. The next morning, she says, “You said you had an 8 inch d*ck and could last all night! Instead, you have a 5 inch d*ck and lasted three minutes!” Bob replies, “I’m a builder, love. It was an estimate.”

So I boarded my flight Went straight to my window seat and settled in Spoke with the guy next to me, chatted about the destination & the flight ahead No one asked me to change seats, which was nice It was absolute carnage behind me though But don't care Love being a pilot

@thefarmers_Dog The Baja Men.

who gave him back his phone!

#smokefleet I keep looking for @YugoChavez

In the game of life, Alex Zanardi left nothing in the tank. I remember when he asked me to write the foreword for his book. I asked him anything you want me to say? He said: Well, I need to order new legs- how tall do you think I should be?

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-I'm 51 years old and I've been wanting a short haircut; today I took the plunge, but the people close to me don't like my new look and are giving me a hard time. Your opinion means a lot to me. Thank you so much ❤😍

@googlygirl98 Well, I am trying to play. "Can't retrieve posts" it says.

@midgetmariaaa Easy to flip.

Tell me one good thing about being petite

@octopuscaveman Pulling? Yes. Tens? Yes. Silly? I don't think so.

Peewee was pulling tens just by being a silly lil guy

That’s correct! Any questions??

I'm doing special pinky finger exercises to bring it back to normal. I will go to the Pinky Olympics!!!

@PlantRobinson She is standing next to Jared.

She has a reflection?!!!

@kitawny24 Tried it? I used it.

How many of you have ever tried laughing gas?