Rach.Ipsa

Have been off Twitter for a few days just to come back and see that @gilltheamazon has caused bad ass women in the military to go viral. Thank God I know so many ❤❤

Dear @POTUS, everyone is saying that. At this point President Biden is just as much a threat to Democracy as Trump. #PleaseNoBiden

The Democratic Party needs to just ask @taylorswift13 who she will vote for and make that person their nominee. The power of the #Swifties continues to be unmatched.

@joerogan is it the same black shirt and pants every time? #UFC303

With @LMPD’s record, if Scheffler had been a black man, he probably would be dead.

Stop giving middle aged white dudes the mic. 🙏🏼 🎤 @Chiefs @BenU1887

Just another day in the USA 🇺🇸

Vaccinate your kids. Vaccinate your kids. “I saw a video on…” I do not care, did you go to medical school? No? Vaccinate your kids.

I’m sorry but if you align your motions to the left instead of using justified, I can’t take you seriously as an attorney.

@d_rack95 @hsnacking Omfg did you eat that???? 🤢

Why’s this look so expired? Should I eat it anyway?… @hsnacking

@EODHappyCaptain Chicken cordon bleu and chicken & waffle breakfast sandwiches always hit. Every time. It’s like a little treat I look forward to every field exercise.

Field chow raises morale. There is nothing better than eating hot food when you are cold, wet, or tired after training. Living on a small COP in Afghanistan with a population under 100, the Army was still able to feed us like kings. What’s the best field meal you’ve had?

If I don’t pass the bar I’m going to become a court reporter because I live for the ☕️.

Pro-tip: ask your football s/o to take you to homegoods at 10 before the 12 football game. He will say yes to anything because he’s on his phone looking at the pre-football stuff as long as to you get home in time for the game. 🏈 #NFLSunday

PSA (police service announcement): it’s not against the law to be disrespectful to cops 🤷🏻‍♀️

If you’re going to sue for $104,000 in lost wages you should not also be committing tax fraud. The jury doesn’t seem to vibe with it 🤷🏻‍♀️

You know what small towns have besides racists? Meth, lots of it.

The caterpillar song from Ms Rachel is my 13th reason.

@buffalo__dad I hate that for you! Our daycare did Muffins with Moms in May and Donuts with Dads last week. What a trash concept to not do a Father’s Day event, you should definitely voice your disappointment with the director.

Has the UBE already been written for July or do I need to worry about this submarine hypo? #OceanGate

Is there a boomer setting on Word that automatically applies a double space after a period?

Could you imagine showing up for jury duty and it’s literally an Ed Sheeran concert?? #EdsheeranTrial