Rachele Friedland

When a person I’m dating calls me their “partner”, it’s because I’m on the board of Fuckin n Suckin LLC

@Andy Minor League TV from Los Angeles: Carl, we are loving seeing you live life in the mix! Single-handedly showing that sober doesn’t mean you can’t have fun. Are you ready to be a beacon of light for sober party boys? 👀✨

My team is getting ready for THE SUMMER HOUSE REUNION! Send me all of your questions for the cast NOW and let me know where you're from in the question!

@OmarXNava I think about this -and say it out loud- a lot of times.

No one tells you when you first start doing stand up how many friends you’ll lose along the way

Posting my boyfriend on our anniversary: Happy Gotcha Day! 😍🥲

What if i change my daily affirmation to: I’m Lisa fucking Rinna

🚨NATIONAL DAY OF PROTEST MONDAY, MARCH 2 Earlier today, the Trump administration along with Israel launched an unprovoked, illegal war on Iran. Immediately, people hit the streets to express the majority sentiment in this country: we reject another endless war for regime change! Continue the anti-war outpouring this Monday as part of a coordinated day of action! Initial co-sponsors of this day of protest include: ANSWER Coalition, The People’s Forum, NIAC, Democratic Socialists of America, Palestinian Youth Movement, American Muslims for Palestine, Black Alliance for Peace, CODEPINK, About Face, and Center for Conscience and War. This conflict has the potential to quickly expand into a devastating regional war which will bring unthinkable death and destruction. Already, other countries in the region have been drawn into the war. Trump is lying when he says that Iran poses any kind of threat to the United States. But a mass anti-war movement can put a stop to this senseless and illegal war of aggression Find a protest near you: answercoalition.org/iran

Gonna start introducing myself in meetings as “the fun one”

Being horny under authoritarianism should -and will be- punishable by death

Being horny during authoritarianism is crazy huh? I used to try to impress people with my wit now I’m just like yeah I’ve got seven homemade solutions in my backpack in case someone gets hurt.

Are people subtweeting on threads i got some shit to say

Dating is going so well rn i get the pick of the litter of men who spell military, “millitary”

I gotta know who Sydney Sweeney thinks she’s being “ironic” for. She and Katy Perry really being the leaders of flop nation

@fakestbitchikno Sharks always worried about their figure smh

@Rachele_F “Sharks-“

When you over eat it shouldn’t impact your stomach it should make your ass extra bloated instead.

Oh no the rising identitarian authoritarianism is impacting my bottom line

Nicki Minaj x Erika Kirk tour when 😍😍😍

The Holocaust museum: don’t compare the plight of Jews in WW2 to ICEs terror campaigns This lady: Anne Frank would’ve loved a plane ride to El Salvador are you friggin kidding me!

@JeffDye Oh my god ICE agents are just humans who HAVE hopes and dreams to detain children and shoot people. How could we not consider their NEED to detain and arrest citizens along the way. So messed up smh.

Do you know that ICE agents aren’t robots? They are HUMANS. Humans who are men and women doing a job that can be a very scary job. A job that has and always will be necessary. When they are put in a terribly scary position and they are already on edge TERRIBLE things happen that didn’t need to. NO ONE should be happy when terrible things happen. It’s sad. Life doesn’t happen in a slow motion video frame by frame to judge what SHOULD have happened. It happens quick. Kick the bees nest and the bees come. I’m greatly sad about all of this.

When Michael Rapaport speaks on Traitors he sounds like a Tim Robinson character at peak meltdown

Kristen Kish buttering her bread with the serrated knife on Traitors is so relatable

Federal immigration agents just shot two people in Portland, Oregon. If you have any info, text me via Signal at 202-510-1268