The Raven Queen ☠️

A story is true. A story is untrue. As time extends, it matters less and less. The stories we want to believe those are the ones that survive, despite upheaval and transition and progress. Those are the stories that shape history. 🖤💔🖤

@daphneolive Well that certainly worked out well for the rest of us 😁 Please pass on our sincere thanks to your midlife crisis.

@RackhamFanatic (Some of us become podcasters…)

So, how does the traditional midlife crisis work for women? I know guys get a motorbike and a mail order bride. Are we still just stuck with peri-menopause? I say we stage a protest! I want a motorbike goddammit, happy to pass on the mail order bride though ...

Performative obnoxiousness is the business model for these TV channels; platforming ‘controversial’ twats to ‘say the unsayable’ is the ludicrous grift & binning them when they cross the lines they’re paid to push is just proof of how crass & corrupted the whole set-up is.

I can’t keep up. Is the cosplaying vicar siding with the lad from Lewis who wasn’t Lewis or the Meghan-fixated weirdo? Or neither? Or both?

My day can be best described thusly:

did anyone else use twitter because no one they knew cared about their hyperfixations and now they’re just stuck here

it’s always too late

TMI but .... I need a wee. I really need a wee. However my precious baby cat, who is ill and mostly hates me, because giving cats medicine is a whole thing, is sat on my knee for the first time in a million years and moving him is not even slightly an option. Help.

@AmazonStudios #RenewGoodOmens #GiveMeS3OrGiveMeDeath

Which new season is at the top of your watchlist?

Debuting as the #1 comedy worldwide on Prime Video #GoodOmens2 has made an ineffable impression on fans and critics. Produced by BBC Studios, @AmazonStudios, The Blank Corporation and @Narrativia, #GoodOmens is available now on @PrimeVideo. @GoodOmensPrime | #MadeByBBCStudios

@adventurequalms Well now I need your Tumblr link don't I! 🤣

@RackhamFanatic You don't follow me I don't think. But I'm not posting about Good Omens! 😆

Just logged on to Tumblr for the first time since whatever the last fangasm was and, true to form, every JSAMN, Black Sails, American Gods, Umbrella Academy and Les Mis account I follow is suddenly a #GoodOmens stan account. Fangirls do be fangirling.

I want to see them go at war with one another next season if I’m being so real #GiveMeS3OrGiveMeDeath

Guess who just set off the work alarm?? 🤦🤦🤦 FML

@Ithika I have never encountered enough ants to actually think to ... Sniff? And I can smell EVERYTHING. Imma definitely need to sniff ants when any season happens.

I swiped up three times. Three times and found FOUR vile tweets from people I don't follow all parroting the same pre-GCSE level 'it's basic biology' BS like they somehow have a doctorate in advanced genetics. Fuck. Off.

Haven't been here in a while, thought I'd pop back - tweet #3 is a TERF celebrating some sort of discriminatory sports bollocks. I l always knew twitter was a shitshow but Jesus H Christ on a bike Elon Musk has somehow made it worse. TLDR: I am not your intended TERF audience.

@JennyNordbak @BlackSailsCast Superb. I do love a good train of thought dump 😁

My little sister is (finally) watching Black Sails and I need someone to appreciate this string of texts with me… @BlackSailsCast looking at you. Tell me you don’t immediately know what episode she’s on!

The queue for trains at #gatwick right now is a thing of pure Britishness. There's even an official with a megaphone telling people to quit and just go sit in Costa but still it grows ...🤣😂🤣

@vvitchqueen Hi *waves* how may I be of assistance?

Hey does anyone know who made/where I can find that bs edit that's just all the "fuck you jack"s?