Not your buddy, pal. 🍊

@SeanRossSapp F the fed.

The full list of WWE releases as of now. - Kairi Sane - Aleister Black - Zelina - Uncle Howdy/Bo Dallas - Nikki Cross - Santos Escobar - Motor City Machine Guns - Dexter Lumis - Apollo Crews - Rowan - Joe Gacy - Andre Chase - Zoey Stark - Alba Fyre - Tyra Mae Steele - Sirena Linton - Tyson - Tyriek - Chris Island - Malik Blade - Trill London - Luca Crusifino We have not heard if additional releases are coming

@PierrePoilievre I'm going to sleep so well tonight. And the next night, and the next night, and..

The Carney Liberals did not win a majority government through a general election or today's by-elections. Instead, it was won through backroom deals with politicians who betrayed the people who voted for them. While the Prime Minister spent the year on this cynical power grab, he has doubled the deficit, and given Canada the worst grocery prices and housing costs in the G7. Liberals expect Canadians to give up, get complacent and go away, so Carney can have total power without any accountability. That will not happen. Our country and its people are worth fighting for. We will continue to fight for people to afford homes, food and fuel. We will continue to fight for safety in our streets. We will continue to fight for our resource workers and soldiers. I will continue to lead that fight every day and in every way in Parliament, across the country and in the next election, when Canadians will reclaim the country we know and love.

@bfinstock9_0 @tmorello Keep sucking daddy Trump's shriveled up cock. Fucking goof

@tmorello Fighting the stage hands who make minimum wage. You probably got them fired, dipshit.

Today’s the 30th anniversary of RATM’S um, ‘memorable’ performance on SNL. There was a fight onstage between our crew and SNL stage hands moments before our performance, wrestling over some upside down American flags which adorned our amps. Timmy C then attacked host/billionarie/presidential candidate Steve Forbes’ family in the dressing room with a wadded up flag. Secret Service flooded the hallways. SNL cut (censored?) our second song and kicked us out onto the sidewalk. Evil Empire entered the Billboard Album Chart at #1.

@observingmoronz @mehmetbekirsen Because you're a bitch and you squirt when your dad fucks you. Fucking goof

@mehmetbekirsen This happens 70% of the time I have sex.

As a gynecologist, let me explain; This is what female ejaculation (squirting) is like 💧🌊✨ Female ejaculation, or squirting, is a real biological phenomenon, though it's surrounded by myths. It's not entirely urine, but the expulsion of a clear fluid during intense sexual arousal. Sometimes it's completely mistaken for urine. This event is directly related to the deep stimulation of the G-spot (an extremely sensitive area on the anterior vaginal wall) and the degree of activation of the parurethral glands of Skene, the functional counterpart of the male prostate. "Squirting" comes from a specific gland: Female Prostates: Skene's glands are a series of glands and ducts located around the female urethra, just behind the pubic bone. They are rich in a specific type of prostatic antigen (PSA). PSA is a protein also present in male ejaculation. Deep Stimulation: When the G-spot (a highly vascularized area in the urethro-vaginal space) is stimulated with sufficient intensity and pressure, these glands become more active. Urethral Expulsion: Skene's glands secrete a clear fluid that accumulates in small sacs and is expelled through the urethra in a jet-like manner during orgasm due to the contraction of the pelvic floor muscles. Why is it so different from other types of orgasm? Clear and Odorless Fluid: The fluid released from Skene's glands is clear and has a different chemical composition than urine. It contains glucose, urea, creatinine, and PSA, but in very different concentrations than urine. Sometimes, this fluid may be accompanied by varying amounts of urine. Muscle Contractions: The expulsion of the fluid is accompanied by strong contractions of the pelvic floor muscles, acting as a "pump" to release the accumulated fluid. Not everyone experiences squirting. The intensity of stimulation, individual anatomy, and psychological relaxation are key factors. MEDICAL NOTICE 🩺 It is important to know that squirting is a normal and healthy sexual response and should not be confused with urinary incontinence. Unveiling this phenomenon could be important so that women can explore their sexuality without shame.

@aarav_stoic77 @WrestleFeatures @aarav_stoic77 pussyyyy

@aarav_stoic77 @WrestleFeatures You should try taking 4 full Xanax bars at once. I promise it'll cure you of your retardation.

Cody Rhodes on his WrestleMania rivalry vs. Randy Orton: “Randy Orton, who I'm wrestling at WrestleMania, we have like almost two decades of history between each other. He was my mentor. I had Cena, who I drove around. I had Randy, very different opinions, but also really helped shape me. We were on screen together as part of his group Legacy. He had my dad's last match, my first match in the company's Randy. There was a lot of rich story material… and then we inserted Pat McAfee... and that's… we are literally in that part right there.” (Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast)

@RussNRoses @PaulWolfpackFan @WrestlePurists If there is a god, no way he'd put your fuck ugly face on this planet.

@PaulWolfpackFan @WrestlePurists Atheistards gonna athestard

OSPREAY POPS UP OUT OF THE PARADIGM SHIFT FOR THE HIDDEN BLADE #AEWDynasty

@RangerApologist @BlueJays Damn I thought you were dead. Unfortunate.

@BlueJays Imagine getting fleeced by the Sox lmfao

OFFICIAL: We’ve acquired INF Lenyn Sosa from the White Sox in exchange for Minor League OF Jordan Rich and a player to be named later or cash considerations. To make room, RHP Shane Bieber has been transferred to the 60-day IL.

@UncleDaveExcuse @elite13933 @bryanalvarez You're a fucking goof. Either of them could murder you with one arm tied behind their back. You pussy ass bitch

@elite13933 @bryanalvarez Did they sell anything in that match? No- but if you think video game wrestling is good- good for you

That was a 12 on the Granny Scale, end the show now.

@pika_nekopanda He's crushing high velocity fastballs, has been giving great defense, and has been an instant fan favorite. He's going to have an amazing year

野球好きなアメリカニキたちに聞きたい 岡本は現地から見てどう？ 最終的にどんなシーズン成績になりそう？

@wakesh87 @TheDrainmaker "Fuck you Yuta, FUCK ICE TOO!"

@TheDrainmaker People moved on a month ago bud, get an actual character

Brody King on his anti-ICE stance, says what's wrong is wrong: “I always wanted somebody that felt like me on TV or wherever, to express the way that they felt so I can have someone to champion for me. If I can be that for other people that are being marginalized, then… I want to be that for them. Everyone tries to bring up the political thing. In my opinion, it’s just what’s right and what’s wrong, and there’s a lot of wrong happening in the world, and if I can speak out against it, then I will, and we’ve got guys like Mick Foley who also do the same thing.” (via @_denisesalcedo) h/t Fightful

@jkenney Please just fuck off

So fantastic. Female Israeli pilots destroying the weapons of one of the world's most misogynistic regimes. Payback for the Israeli women raped by the Islamic Republic's Hamas terrorists on and after 10/7.

@MarkJCarney @trevortombe Grow a pair.

My statement on Iran-related hostilities in the Middle East:

@NFLSTROUD Does our home team field get an F- because of the lack of home fan support?

Bucs receive a D in the NFLPA report card.

@queenoftheringg Not your best take.

ngl kinda agree with the driver because why isn’t he using headphones or earbuds Or maybe it's a skit, who knows

@NoHustleSports @_denisesalcedo You are an absolute tool. Ask this same guy if he knows who AJ styles is. Or Victor Wembanyama. You absolute fucking tool

@_denisesalcedo If this isn’t staged it just tells me.. nobody outside AeW has zero idea who Darby Allen is even tho he is thier flag waiver

NAHHHHH THATS CRAZY THAT DRIVER FULL ON CRASHED OUT 😂😂😂

@dezmondxavier Swisher Sweet

Need a name for this …🤔🤔🤔

@JColeVillle Dah fuck. If you don't have drum and bass top 2 it's a miss

@AlexMit47812339 @SeanRossSapp @ProWrestling_X

@SeanRossSapp @ProWrestling_X They should honestly fire Brody. Like this is ridiculous and offensive

Tony Khan confirmed to me directly that WBD had nothing to do with Brody King being off of Dynamite this week, and noted that he was featured in a video package. For those playing semantics about WBD saying they didn't affect his "upcoming bookings," sources also clarified they didn't affect his bookings Wednesday.

@JasonLeopold @ryangrim Lol you ain't gonna do shit

@ryangrim I am going to send you a list of the various stories you all pubbed over the past three months that failed to credit us. Cool?

It's one thing for Bloomberg not to credit Drop Site in its story on the now-infamous Sultan Sulayem (that's fine, whatever, I'm glad they're doing the story), but it's another to say you can't discover key pieces of information that we have already put into public. To the left is Bloomberg, to the right is Drop Site.