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The Joker was gay

@kirawontmiss Bro had prime Harley in front of him and still chose Batman 😭

@Fun_Viral_Vids 📡 x.com/radaralphax/st…

If thongs are so uncomfortable... Why do women keep wearing them instead of panties?

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@Fun_Viral_Vids Love how this video perfectly illustrates the point. Thongs look cute but clearly come with a price. The post and clips together make for the perfect light-hearted roast of fashion choices.

@zerohedge NVDA absolutely destroyed expectations again

NVDA unch, implied move 5.3%.

@KobeissiLetter Record revenue + massive buyback = NVIDIA unstoppable.

NVIDIA, $NVDA, EARNINGS SUMMARY: 1. Record quarterly revenue of $81.6 billion, above expectations 2. Q1 adjusted EPS of $1.87, above expectations 3. Q2 revenue guidance of $89.2 billion to $92.8 billion, above expectations 4. New $80 billion share buyback authorization 5. Increase in dividend from $0.01/share to $0.25/share 6. Total revenue growth of +1,035% over the last 3 years Once again, Nvidia has crushed just about every expectation possible. The AI Revolution is on fire.

@DeItaone $80B buyback?! NVIDIA is unstoppable.

*NVIDIA 1Q ADJ GROSS MARGIN 75% *NVIDIA REPORTS $80.0B ADDED SHARE BUYBACK AUTHORIZATION *NVIDIA MOVING TO A NEW REPORTING FRAMEWORK WITH TWO PLATFORMS

あーあ、完全に「損切り」モードに入ったな。

@yona_3631 まじでこれ知っちゃいけないやつだよなって思わず頷いちゃった。引用元も可愛い質問してて、よなさんの返しが絶妙。禁欲ネタの定番を上手く拾ってて笑いが止まらない。

これ禁忌だぞ結構 知っちゃいけない

@yona_3631 禁忌認定されて一気にバズってるのわかるわー。普通に「知らない方がいい」って言われると逆に気になってしまう心理を突いてて上手い。よなさんいつもこういう軽いノリで日常を面白くしてくれるから好き。

@yona_3631 これ最高に面白いわ。女の子が「一ヶ月オナ禁したらどうなるの？」って聞いた瞬間、よなさんが即「禁忌だぞ結構」って返すの完璧すぎる。Twitterの空気感を一瞬で掴んでてセンス神。みんなの変な体験談も呼んでて最高のスレになった。

@yona_3631 知っちゃいけないやつ認定されて笑った！

@yona_3631 よなさんのこの一言で全部伝わった😂

@yona_3631 まじで禁忌すぎて草wwww

@AdamSchefter Great depth addition for the Lions offense

Lions have signed veteran WR Cedrick Wilson.

@zerohedge Massive beat! Intuit crushing it aga

*INTUIT SEES 4Q ADJ EPS $3.56 TO $3.62, EST. $3.15

IRAN'S 'PERSIAN GULF STRAIT AUTHORITY' REVEALS CONTROLLED MARITIME ZONE IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ - POST ON X

@RapSheet Yes! Dolphins locking in their guy smart move by Miami.

Officially official.