Kelly Win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow. Thanks, Adam! That means so much coming from you! ♥️♥️ Look, everyone, Adam Carolla said I was funny. Best day ever.

@BridgetPhetasy You & Maggie bring me joy!

I will also say this. Your time is valuable. It’s all we have. My promise to you is that I won’t waste it. I’ll always work hard. But I don’t owe you the right “take.” And you don’t owe me your attention. If you hate what I’m saying, go elsewhere. Find someone who brings you joy.

I get some version of this message every single day. On every single platform. I’ve lost friends & money & opportunities. And I don’t care. It’s not the first time I’ve been through this! I also don’t care about being cool. If I did I’d be working in Hollywood. I wish you well!

Get in the ring. I'll fight you!

@beegjuan1 @eda2026 Show me on the doll where the carnivore hurt you.

@RadiKellyWin @eda2026 If you declare your diet is superior to anything else, insinuating that anyone who makes a different choice doesn’t have your level of smarts and dedication, then yes. You are an insufferable ego driven asshole.

@BridgetPhetasy It's come full circle-jerk.

Hahahahahaha they’re doing Orange Man Bad now oh man this is amazing.

@BridgetPhetasy Sh*t I missed it. I was getting a new phone. Stupid 🤦‍♀️

In the chat!

@BridgetPhetasy I'm a size 8 now. No Ozempic. 😆

I've been searching for the perfect shirts for Dumpster Fire and let me tell you the plus size models are GONE. Skinny chicks are back, baby.

@eda2026 @beegjuan1 I just want other people to feel as good as I do. I guess that makes me insufferable.

@beegjuan1 I’m hardcore carnivore.🤷‍♀️

10 things I don’t do on the carnivore diet✍️ 1. I don’t eat liver. 2. I don’t put tallow on my face — only on my neck. 3. I don’t eat fish or sardines very often. 4. I don’t take creatine. 5. I don’t overdo cheese or dairy. 6. I don’t do OMAD. 7. I don’t force-feed fat just because it’s “carnivore.” 8. I don’t eat until I’m stuffed just because some carnivore guru said “calories don’t matter.” 9. I don’t drink bone broth because of my histamine reaction. 10. I don’t make carnivore my entire personality — it’s just how I eat.

@LitterboxComics So I was told it's between 6 & 7 like a child's clothing size 6-7. That's why the hands go with it. It could be 6. It could be 7. It's really dumb.

If you still don't know what it means, let me enlighten you! 😜

I did the thing! Noisiest dinner ever.

@CatInShambles I give you shrimp & you still bite me.

never bite the hand that feeds you. bite the ankle

@RigoIrizarry @margaretcho 🤣🤣🤣🤣... We don't deserve you.

A message to the alphabet mafia and to the very unfunny @margaretcho cho before attacking J. K. Rowling. Worry about the potato sack head of yours.

@SamaHoole Ok!

"Bacon contains nitrites and nitrites cause cancer." A 100g portion of bacon contains roughly 5.5 mg of nitrate. A 100g portion of spinach contains roughly 741 mg. Spinach has approximately 130 times more of the substance bacon is being prosecuted for. Around 80 percent of dietary nitrate in the human diet comes from vegetables. The leafy salad your dietitian recommends is, by mass, a nitrate delivery system that makes a rasher look like a rounding error. The standard rebuttal is that vegetable nitrates are different. They are not. The exact same molecule, absorbed in the exact same gut, recirculates through the exact same salivary glands, gets reduced to nitrite by the exact same bacteria on the back of the tongue, and ends up in the exact same stomach. The pathway is called the enterosalivary circulation. It is how your body makes nitric oxide. It is the basis of every beetroot pre-workout product on the shelf. The absolute increase in colorectal cancer risk from 50g of processed meat per day is roughly 0.7 percentage points over a lifetime. One in twenty-five becomes one in twenty-one. Only if you eat that much, every day, for the rest of your life. The molecule isn't the problem. The framing is. Eat the bacon.

@RachyBull @eda2026 They don't like reality on Facebook. Just a warning.

@eda2026 Apparently so 🤷🏻‍♀️it’s done more views in an hour than instagram all week lol 😂

I set up a Facebook account 🤷🏻‍♀️ I have no friends yet but I’m getting views 😁 facebook.com/share/1FimT2j2…

@mattvanswol @TheRealFixNow @SenAdamSchiff Tulsi hasn't politized anything.

@SenAdamSchiff HER HUSBAND HAS BONE CANCER YOU COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!! GOD FORBID YOU GIVE A SHRED OF DECENCY TO A PERSON LEAVING THEIR POST OF SERVICE FOR A SPOUSE SUFFERING FROM CANCER. YOU ARE A TOTAL DISGRACE TO THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND AN ASSHOLE TO BOOT. SCREW YOU!!!!!

My thoughts go out to Tulsi Gabbard and her family, as her husband battles this serious health problem. I hope and pray that he makes a speedy and full recovery. While the circumstances around her departure are deserving of our sympathy, let’s be clear: Tulsi Gabbard’s only positive contribution to our nation's national security is her resignation. She politicized intelligence. She dismantled critical agencies keeping Americans safe. She weaponized the IC to pursue baseless election fraud claims. And more. We must ensure that her tenure — marked by a devotion to the person of the president and not to the security of the country — represents a terrible exception at DNI and not the new normal.

@WomenBeingAwful That suit looks so uncomfortable. I hope she finds something she can wear that doesn't make her look like she's trying to keep it on constantly.

That face is so mid though

@thefarmersheep Have you not heard of Baarack? youtu.be/zUamnVi-Gwg?si…

can a sheep survive in the wild

@JeffDye @NyccStamford @BrendanSagalow That's very strange... Shouldn't the green room be painted green?

Been at @NyccStamford for 15 minutes and I’m already making changes in the greenroom. 🙌🏼 @BrendanSagalow

With a picture or GIF, what do you do for a living. This is what I do. 👇🏼

@GadSaad @LinkedIn They don't deserve you.

The imbeciles of @LinkedIn have decided that a post that I uploaded 3 years ago promoting my conversation with the virologist Dr. Paul Offit violates their standards against spam. The world is insane. Here is the post in question.

@2ndsucks86 @BridgetPhetasy @tomselliott That makes total sense... in Bizarro World.

@BridgetPhetasy @tomselliott The president just got one kicked off of TV

MEACHAM: “Stephen is an architect of the culture. And ... we’re going to miss him, miss his insight. And for those who say, ‘Oh, he was too political, too partisan,’ you know, always worry when they come for the comedians.”

Betty Boop was based on a black woman. Even the Helen Kane who looked more like Betty Boop stole her persona from that black woman. This is an homage to a woman who never got any credit. Esther "Baby" Jones. Read the article before you comment. allthatsinteresting.com/esther-jones