hans zynner

cis women love to say “I love your outfit!” in their language, this means “please feel free to pee in this womens’ restroom even though you are a foot and a half taller than I”

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

(flirting) you haunt me in my dreams

luigi in mario 64 getting leaked exactly 24 years and 1 month after the game's release made me understand how people become schizophrenic

There are weeks when no hog is cranked and there are days when weeks of hog are cranked

they call me the avoider for reasons i don't really want to talk about

reasons to be kind to me: 1. please

I am pure of heart but dumb of ass

Cuckholden Commodore

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

@thereisnobeth Yeah cause every time I see a pretty barista I want her to own me. Post reply.

Tgirl who drives a Holden Commodore be like “Oi Carnt come hoon with a troon tonite”

can i come over and pet your head for six hours straight

not to absolutely stroke your shit crazy style but you’re kinda cute

@lexilitten @casserole_txt i did nothing!

@casserole_txt @Radia__l what have you done

I'm high I made this hand burger helper with no milk this shit taste like cargo pants

I thought i was incurably anhedonic and depressed and antisocial and it turns out all I had to do was stop smoking pot 24/7

Having a fetish for every inch of the female body much like in the same way Native Americans ensured no part of a slain buffalo went to waste

Explain this

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