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@TRimamfyen Ice cold watermelon

What snack instantly becomes 10x better when stoned?

@Geniustechw Body odor and the STDs

Name this band?

@_StonersRUs_ I like it. I like it a lot. Easily a $65 bong

Rate my new bong 1-10 💨

@HouseDemocrats Democrats are satanic communists 🇺🇸

House Republicans are out of touch with the American people.

@ChudTheBuilder The government hates you because they are afraid you will organize white men in America. history shows us that there is no deadlier force on the planet more than the white men organized and chimping out. Keep up the good work brother.

I was wrongly arrested after a restaurant who had “ChudTheBuilder” written down at the host stand before I ever walked in the door, conspired to have me charged. Then, I was held until noon on Mother’s Day. Had to cancel breakfast plans with my family. I was interviewed by the feds and bank account frozen. All electronic devices seized, as well as my firearm. The police cleared my multi-factor authentication keys after they took all my items so now I can’t sign into any of my iCloud or any other accounts. I could not care less about some hat. I am simply weary after 6 months of being attacked by our government for expressing the constitutional freedoms our ancestors fought and died for. Wake up America. It’s not illegal for White people to say the same word they say to each other.

@MaryLTrump The red carpet and hundreds of flag waivers at the plane was a nice touch. Humiliation was when bathhouse Barry visited. They wouldn’t even bring stairs up to Air Force one. Obama had to unload out of the back of the plane. That was humiliating. 🇺🇸

Xi couldn't be bothered to meet Donald at the airport because he understands as well as Donald does that humiliating your underlings is a great way to keep them in check.

@ThrillaRilla369 Hooks

What song comes to mind when you think of the Vietnam war?

@TheBrancaShow I refuse to live near them.

The myth: It was the malice of white people that drove segregation.

@AmiriKing That seems more like proper hillbilly vernacular than southern. We got our own way with words up here in the mountain

People from Texas and Florida claim to be southern but can’t even tell you what five of these words mean: Lollygaggin’ Cattywampus Holler Conniption Buggy Tump Piddlin’ Jawin’ Haint Sigogglin Gaumed Highfalutin Rurnt Diddly Crawdad Poke Chifforobe Airish Banjaxed Tetchy Gumption Lawsy Yinz Outen Pure-D Slapout Frog-strangler Drug Et Swan Chirren Fixins Rasslin’ Skeeter Crick Persnickety Whopperjawed Addlepated Dadgum Goldern Rile Nary Sumpter Boondocks Cotillion Moonshiner Cornpone Possum Polecat Scuttlebutt Snakeroot Tote Ornery Crotchety Skeered Spry Hoecake Redup Lickety-split Tumpified Flummoxed Kerfuffle Hullabaloo Traipsin’ Get five of these right and I’ll make you an honorary southerner. 🤝🏻

@pigincrisis I will eat your hams and bacon either way.

i think i might go vegan

@pigincrisis Squeal for me bacon butt. I love your juicy hams and pork chops.

if you actually love me and the environment then you'll go vegan. don't argue just do it!

@MeatEaterTV Pain and hunger are powerful teachers.

Some lessons can only be learned uncomfortable.

@RealCalvin1 If the satanic democrats stop gerrymandering and return the maps back to normal then so will we. But as long as we have no representation in blue states we will do the same to y’all.

How do we stop whats happening in Texas from happening to Florida or other deep red states?

@Harvarddoc32 It’s true. Felons cannot vote. So stop being a felon. But everyone else here in America legally gets a vote. So……

Word is Out!

@ForgiatoBlow47 Wrap him in bacon and send him home. That’s the nice way of saying it. 🇺🇸

If a Muslim neighbor demands you remove your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@kat_maryb Naggers

I just found out right now that there are some people that don't have an inner monologue. Wait. What? You don't have a voice in your head? What does that even mean? Are those the liberals?

@covie_93 I prefer a nice blue pool over a shit brown ghetto pool full of dirty needles and poop. Thank you president trump. 🇺🇸

Btw, the cost to repair the reflecting pool went from $1.8 million to $7 million and now it's $13.1 million. A reminder that not a single soul asked for that project.

@Nickisbackbaby Nope. Their brain aint developed.

Would you be OK if your country lowered the voting age to 16?

@em_Lazzy Nobody eats black babies. Dey beez nasty and sheeit

If the Epstein files was full of black people they would have released them in theaters

@Sassafrass_84 I didn’t know Gargamel was a trannyqueer. That’s all smurfed up.

You dont. You have a hole in your body that will never heal. These people needed a psychologist. Not a surgeon.