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@RedWallPleb @graphicleftist @PolitlcsUK @thetimes he’s not wrong though mate that hairlines egregious

@graphicleftist @PolitlcsUK @thetimes "no disrespect but here's an insult about your appearance when I daren't even put a picture up myself" Pipe down you fucking melt.

🚨 NEW: The proposed names the Government is considering calling its new towns - Elizabethtown (after the Queen) - Pankhurst (after suffragette Emmeline) - Attleeton (after ex-PM) - Athelstan (first King of England) - Seacole (after nurse Mary) [@thetimes]

@RoworthJack @PolitlcsUK shouldn’t resign, need people to start giving good reasons why rather than just say he’s bad

@PolitlcsUK Will he resign or will he continue to act like nothing bad is happening?

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has now concluded his meeting with Labour MPs - it lasted for one hour and 21 minutes

@WelBeast @_Blues_Brothers Literally injury is the reason are you an idiot. Every time he’s been fit he’s been our best striker - havertz can’t finish, groceries is a ghost and merino is still not a striker only really can score headers.

@_Blues_Brothers Because I have watched him play for this club for the past 3 years. If he was good enough Merino, Havertz and Gyökeres wouldn’t have had to play as strikers for us.

Saudi Pro league clubs are you watching this world class striker tearing Inter Milan apart? £85M only.

fucking grim

@Connfc_ Saka won 13 motm in 12 less games than palmer in a team that were fighting for the title while Chelsea spent most the season outside the top 4. Saka’s not even on the shortlist while he scoring in the ucl. Palmer is 8th on the ranking because he beat a bunch of brazilians teams

Cole Palmer won 20 man of the match awards in the PL alone last season. Two cup final man of the matches too. People act like he was a scrub last season lmao. Casuals

@sailaway281 @LowkeyTheFBI @Dexerto ye cuz ur chopped

@LowkeyTheFBI @Dexerto Um how about no

YouTuber CoryxKenshin’s original manga 'Monsters We Make' breaks U.S. sales records with over 200,000 copies sold in its first week

@aziirax @whuriley @orient_leyton16 @JayF_WHU right because a few indians in london are equivalent to the nazis and the british empire🤣🤣🤣

@whuriley @orient_leyton16 @JayF_WHU Riley during WW2: "Mate if i was jewish you're right but it doesnt really affect and me wont" Riley during the irish famine: "Mate if i was irish you're right but it doesnt really affect me and wont"

mental illness

People have had enough of Elon Musk interfering with our country’s democracy when he clearly knows nothing about Britain. It’s time to summon the US ambassador to ask why an incoming US official is suggesting the UK government should be overthrown.

@TaylanReform @Inevitablewest shut up u virgin

@Inevitablewest It’s time to stop policing speech and start policing the streets - where crime is running rampant!!

🚨BREAKING: Nigel Farage says Reform UK will REVOKE all hate speech laws when elected. Britain wants free-speech back.

18yr old Londoner detained in #Dubai and faces 20 years in jail over sex with a 17 year old Brit. Marcus and his family are calling on local MP, Rt Hon David Lammy for assistance. Please help Marcus @DavidLammy

Iran: this was a success because we had a 90% missile success rate, caused $2bn in damages, destroyed half of Israel’s entire f-35 fleet, and attacked 5 military bases — all in one night. Israel: this was a failure since Iran didn’t kill anyone. Catch the difference?

Tonight, Missouri executed an innocent man. Our hearts are with Marcellus and his loved ones. innocenceproject.org/innocence-proj…

@WinstonTexas @PigsAndPlans Why would Noel Gallagher have any say in who should headline. The owners chose to have him and his performance is well regarded. Don’t see any issue

In 2008, Jay-Z became the first hip-hop artist booked to headline Glastonbury. It was a controversial decision at the time, and Oasis' Noel Gallagher made it known that he wasn't happy about it. When Jay finally stepped on stage, he opened his set with a tongue-in-cheek cover of Oasis' biggest hit "Wonderwall."

@JPMal50 @ArsenalN7 heard of robben mate

@ArsenalN7 Crazy how they let him shoot on his left foot. Amateur defending

Saka doing Saka things ™️ twitter.com/DrabLanky/stat…

@b4sed7 @PolitlcsUK @SkyNews Yield

@b4sed7 @PolitlcsUK @SkyNews counter bookmarked

🚨 NEW: Labour sources believe Reform will win less than 13 seats [@SkyNews]

@Eldiablo169 went well mate #smoked

Can’t wait to beat these freaks

@itsjamesjp hahaahaahhahahahqhahahahshhahahs

According to Ian Miles Cheong all those kids are rapists and thieves