The Raging Recruiter

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@Adam_Karpiak Recruiting in a pandemic election year while everyone in the country is on their last nerve has been super fun. 🙄

In honor of Festivus, let's have an airing of hiring grievances. I'll go first...job postings without salary ranges are trash.

To the placement who quit four days before Christmas and three days before the guarantee period ends: May you receive nothing but stale fruitcake from Santa this year.

Mood...

Do your thing, #RecruiterTwitter!

In a time of such discord, we need to vote for someone who can truly represent the people.....

Me: Hey jobseeker, would you like to discuss job openings in these cities? Jobseeker: Thanks Me:

Sent my first candidate message of the day and spelled the name wrong. Off to an excellent start. 🙄

If only my candidates would perform half as well as my fantasy football team....

@JLVochatzer @JeffreyWShapiro Why yes, yes I do 😉

@JeffreyWShapiro @RagingRecruiter has a store.

I have a few #RecruiterTwitter shirt ideas.... Where does one start?

My client calls and frantically pleads for candidates, then proceeds to tell me they don't want any "industry veterans", they will not adjust their salary/benefits package, and they're going to be extra particular in who they select.

Recruiters trying to do their jobs in the middle of a global pandemic, race wars, and an election year.....

@RagingRecruiter You sacrificed a live chicken didn't you. I knew that would work. I am going to buy some chickens!

Y'all..... I just had a client hire a candidate, start him three days later, and pay their bill ONE WEEK after the invoice was sent. The recruiting gods can occasionally be merciful...

@Adam_Karpiak "I don't judge you by your race, sex, ethnicity, or religious preferences. I judge you by your terrible profile picture and lack of grammar when yelling at me on the interwebs."

LinkedIn, but with honest headlines. What’s yours? 16x Desk Crier 😭 Anxious Stress Eater 🧀 Not A People Person

@AlaRecruiter @kamaratoffolo 🙄

@Adam_Karpiak Because even if we can't get you a job, we can become life-long friends and can teach you how to stalk people on the internet.

why should you work with a recruiter to find your next job? wrong answers only.

I just tried to type "thanks so much" and it auto-corrected to "thanks smooch". So that's the kind of love I'm throwing my candidates today.

@Mike_Recruiter I'll back you up 💪

@RagingRecruiter Is this world is ready to hear my opinions on coleslaw?

I miss the days when no one gave a shit about our opinions on religion and politics and instead we judged each other based on the side dishes we brought to family gatherings. #FuckGreenBeanCasserole

@RagingRecruiter Deal! Where do you stand on peanut butter? Crunchy or Smooth?