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@UnkleAyo And shave too, dirt hangs on pubic hair.

Those stupid boxers you currently have on - if they fling it into a running stream, 40000 fishes will float up dead instantly. Imagine a penis from that nastiness inserted directly into a woman. Pity your partner, you dirty pig. Odogwu paranran with biweekly boxers. Ewww.

@_tobyblush How is this a man’s fault?

Sometimes, I wish men could get pregnant too. This is pure wickedness!

@WordKombo @callmetobiloba You know good stuff

@callmetobiloba Frostypops is over the moon better than any other ice cream brand

No ice cream brand is coming close to cold stone

@callmetobiloba Who takes coldstone on 2026? Go and try frosty pops.

@EverythingTunde We are not mean enough to fat people.

You think you're doing me?

@Msmenalicious Are you happy?

List of things that should not exist.. 1. Titus fish 2. Meat pies 3. Avocados 4. Ube 5. Beans 6. Abacha 7. Titus fish 8. Beans 9. Avocado 10. Abacha

@Shola_dlb Your mama no born girls?

I’m looking for a lady to co-exist with me in my space for one week. The vibe is strictly low pressure.. you do your thing, I do mine, whether that’s work or scrolling on your phone. Your feeding and comfort are fully covered, and your boundaries will be strictly respected. I’m simply looking for a calm female presence around the house for the week. Please DM if interested.

@AfiaDimple_ 😳

All my verified squad socialize here asap 👇 Thank you all for 15.3K blue tickers 😂🔥🔥

@instablog9ja You have time, keep living your best life.

“Today is supposed to be the happiest day of my life, but I’m sad because I’m still unmarried at 39” — Lady opens up about being tired of single life

@Ennyofken Meeeeeeeeeeeee

Who’s ready for growth

@impeculiar1b Hi

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@perkmaybe 👋🏻

Let do some shoutouts for mutuals

@_Shoyemi @Nimisioluwa They are not.

@Nimisioluwa Sometimes I feel teeth are not meant to be pure white….

Before meet after 😍😍😍

@vai1kai Hello

Accounts below 10k Reply below, we follow you

@boye4christ2006 You no quick talk.

Avoid Japa to the following countries: 1) Kazakhstan 2) Cambodia 3) Malaysia 4) Kuwait 5) India 6) Dubai 7) Qatar 8) Saudi Arabia 9) Bahrain

@Nuellababyboo The village goats are human beings that turned to goats while Abuja goats are real goats.

Why is the goat meat in my village sweeter than the one I buy in Abuja ?

@Princez_eve For small 50M? Naira for that matter. My family and friends are worth more than that. I value people more than money.

You win ₦50M today but you must cut off all your family and close friends forever. Take the money or reject it?

@yabaleftonline God will judge!!!

“The first ever money I made was from NYSC and it was ₦3,600. While others were spending their allawee, I was thinking of investing. Now I earn $300,000 just to sew a single cloth.” — Fashion Designer, Seyi Vodi.

@AbujaPresident Which business dey Abuja? Mtcheeeew

Your problem is that you want to find love in Abuja, Abuja is for business, connection and hustle not love...

@bgthaplag Hello

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