Zaheer (Parody)

Hey @grok, which team from the list below is the worst premier league champions this century?

Hey @grok, how many times have serie A teams swapped managers amongst themselves?

For Mbappe: World cup final For Messi: 7 match tournament

.. Excluding Ronaldinho and Raphinha Name an BRAZILIAN player that has played for BARCELONA Level; HARD

🚨 Zinedine Zidane on Spain leaving Real Madrid players out of the World Cup squad: 🗣️ “Some decisions in football stop making sense when politics enters the game. You cannot convince me the biggest club in the world suddenly has no players good enough for Spain. But football always exposes people in the end.” “Meanwhile, Barcelona fans are celebrating call-ups like trophies… it’s been over 10 years since they last touched a European Cup anyway.” 😭🏆 Football heritage always speaks in the end. 👀🔥

🚨BREAKING: New Chelsea manager Xabi Alonso has reportedly handed the board his DREAM 4-man transfer shortlist to rebuild Chelsea this summer: 🇹🇷 Arda Güler 🇧🇷 Rodrygo 🇫🇷 Kylian -… open thread

How does it actually feel playing with your own father?! 😳🔥 This might genuinely be the hardest picture on the internet today

🚨 Neymar Jr.’s Dating History: 2010 — Carolina Dantas (17yo) 2011 — Carolina Dantas (18yo) 2013 — Bruna Marquezine (18yo) 2014 — Bruna Marquezine (19yo) 2015 — Bruna Marquezine (20yo) 2016 — Bruna Marquezine (21yo) 2017 — Bruna Marquezine (2... See below

🚨NEW: José Mourinho has reportedly drawn up a shortlist of SIX players he wants to bring to the Bernabéu as newly appointed Real Madrid Head Coach. The List of players includes; 1. Enzo Fernández 2. Rodri 3. Nuno Mendes 4. Gianluca ….see below

Never forget when Nigeria goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama checked Leo Messi’s pulse during a game to make sure he was human 😂 Messi scored twice past Enyeama, including a 25-yard free kick 🎯

🚨 Lamine Yamal’s Dating History - 2022— Single - 2023 — Alisa 🇷🇺 - 2024 — Alex Padilla 🇪🇸 - 2025 — Fati Vázquez 🇪🇸 - 2025 — Claudia Bavel 🇪🇸 - 2025 — Nicki Nicole 🇦🇷…… see thread

🚨🗣️ Pierluigi Collina (former Italian referee) on Manchester United’s historic comeback against Bayern Munich in the 1999 UCL final: “It was the last two minutes, I saw the Bayern players on the bench preparing to celebrate the title. Suddenly, Manchester United scored two goals in two minutes and reversed the score. At that moment, I saw the true face of football — death and life in one stadium. People celebrating madly and people desperate to death. That night also taught me something about Manchester United: never celebrate too early against them. Until the final whistle, they always believe. Since then, for me, United became the perfect example of mentality, mentality that made them the biggest club in the world.”

🚨just in…. Kylian Mbappé has reportedly submitted a list of players to the (FFA) whom he does not want to see at the 2026 FIFA World Cup. ❌ Osuname Dembele ❌Micheal Olise ❌Ngolo Kante ❌Tchouameni ❌ Thuram ❌ Ryan Cher….See below

Guess the national team 99% will not get it Level=difficult 🧩

Imagine giving Garnacho a tactical note when you're 8-2 down in the 82nd minute 😭

When Roy Keane called Ronaldo a wanker for missing a chance and Ronaldo responded in the best way possible. Just watch how Rio Ferdinand showed Ronaldo that love.

Can we all agree that this is the greatest Manchester United Xi of all time??

🚨🎙️ Patrice Evra jokingly blames Thomas Tuchel for Harry Maguire’s stressful performance against Brighton: 🗣️ “Tuchel, we know Harry Maguire was unhappy because of you 😭 This man was having one of his best seasons while preparing for the World Cup, and now look at the stress he was carrying against Brighton 🥲💔 If his form drops next season, we will hold you responsible. You will have to explain yourself 😂 Please let our guy enjoy football again.”

If only he had listened to José Mourinho 💔🕊️

Hey @grok, put on the jersey of his future team.