Phil Railton

@KatieJLester Gutted for you lovely

@FrancescaLWhite (FYI - I got an alert saying @FrancescaLWhite just tweeted "My sex tape..." And I was like WHAT?!?!

My sex tape is called Ebony and I love the best way ........ 👀

@FrancescaLWhite My sex tape is called the office knows how to react

There once was a team called United Whose fans used to get overexcited The "World's Biggest Club" wrecked by their super sub And Liverpool fans are delighted #BBCfootball #NationalPoetryDay2019

@therobotjay I'm getting funny looks at work for randomly bursting out laughing at this

@therobotjay For me, it’s the same when people try and bring down the good stuff people do too. I mean, it’d be pretty crap if we all did the same stuff. I’ve always loved LOTR and I know you’re not a fan, but on the flip side - Red Dwarf. Thing is, I’m chuffed you’ve got your thing.

Holy hell @WillBayleytt! That was such a good finale! #Strictly #Strictly2019 #strictlycomedancing

@mikebreakfast Jesus H lad. That was, well, wow. @Mrs_katjones bless you both. #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly2019

We love the way you look tonight @kayzer_1 and @dowden_amy right at home on the #Strictly dance floor!

Holy hell! @kayzer_1 nailed the #foxtrot. Unreal for week two. Eat your heart out Gene Kelly #chapeau #Strictly #Strictly2019 #StrictlyComeDancing #nice #FredAstaire

David James doing the Paso Doblé was less bull fighter and more bull, well, excrement #Strictly #Strictly2019 #StrictlyComeDancing #fail #nope

@therobotjay When people try and attack me for being me though...

@therobotjay That’s because you use the Schwartz

@EPLBible @ArnoldJRimmer Welcome back! Although as a Liverpool fan, I hope you never beat us!

Max Taylor of Manchester United was diagnosed with cancer at age 19, he spent 11 months away from football and today he returned to training with the U23s. Just look how much it means to him. 😄❤️

@gareththomas14 You are a role model. You are honest. You are brave. You are strong. Fight, Mr. Thomas. If anyone can beat the stigma, you can. Thank you for not quitting and thank you for being you. #CantPassItOn #yourraceyourvictory #GarethThomas #Legend #Hero

@betheelove Even if I don't, I'm doing it anyway. The hell with it, who wants to live forever?

@betheelove Thing is, of late I have nearly hit my capacity. I've been so close to snapping. Yet, here I am. Genuinely not sure if it is down to stubbornness, resolve, stupidity or bravery. There's just something inside that won't allow me to quit. Like a runner saying "One more mile yet"

@betheelove "Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew But through it all, when there was doubt I ate it up and spit it out I faced it all and I stood tall And did it my way"