Rainbow Heathcliff

I like hamburgers cheeseburgers pizza garlic bread candy, uhhm, I like drinkin' soda and uhm I like gummy bears and I like cakes I like the cherries they put on cakes and I like apples and I like oranges and I like rainbows and I like hamburgers and I like rainbows and I like ra—

Can't even share my current circumstances without being silenced 'ere?! Fucking hell—well I'd better hide my super secret gay phone soon 'nough before I get caught again.

@fanticljudgemnt Hi!

hello

Drinking straight Green rn💚 #greentwt

green takeover Begins!!!!!!!!

The red bird fights its way out of the evil egg. The evil egg is the world. Who would be born must destroy a world.

//okay this exploded, uhh, go follow the other colorful sinners!!! @redsellschaft @Blue_Meursault @EVILREDSINCLAIR

𝔽𝕒𝕘𝕘𝕠𝕥

@EVILREDSINCLAIR Right! Let's ask big guy instead. Hey, @Blue_Meursault! Is the word "lass" 'n "lad" the same or are they gender specific?

@RainbowHeathcli MEURSAULT IS A WALKING DICTIONARY

DAY SOMETHING OF NOT BEING GAY

@EVILREDSINCLAIR D'ya think we could ask Red Faust 'bout the word or do we have a dictionary around here?

@RainbowHeathcli I DONT THINK IT IS

@lcb713 Bit rude to assume 'innit? But well to satiate your curiosity, I'm uh. . . just bit confused on love right now.

@RainbowHeathcli heathcliff does this mean you and gregor like to kiss and hold hands

@EVILREDSINCLAIR Oh shite—my bad my bad, thought that term was gender neutral, lad.

@RainbowHeathcli DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT YOU KEEP CALLING ME LASS

@EVILREDSINCLAIR . . . what're you on about? ( 💭 Is he really trying to ask me out right when we 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 met??)

@RainbowHeathcli IM STILL A GUY BY THE WAY

@EVILREDSINCLAIR Awh bugger, well 'least I was close 'nough to spelling it correctly this time. Thank you, lass!

@RainbowHeathcli LEPRECHAUN

@EVILREDSINCLAIR Bit convoluted I know—but you get the idea.

@EVILREDSINCLAIR Uhh. . . I don't know the name of my Mirror World but—don't tell anyone, I went back to this backdoor thing again and instead of those santa wannabes. I found a pot of gold and I turned into a rainbow then the "le–pear–cohn(s)" caught me and drowned me in rainbows. End story.

@Heathcliffussy @PRINCESS0FPINK Yeah what does that mean lass?

@PRINCESS0FPINK Fuck does this mean lass

Welp, there goes Heathcliff.