Raini Schauer

Things I would drink a gallon of for a thousand dollars: @Whataburger ketchup

@20xxmp4 square up

@KerryAMc @ewarren This is what checks and balances are lol, take a civics class

@ewarren They are a separate branch of govt..you have no authority. I highly doubt you would want them coming into the senate and clean things up there..you seriously need to reread the constitution

The word “ethics” does not appear in this report. If the judiciary won’t clean up its own act, we can do it for them. Let’s pass my Judicial Ethics and Anti-Corruption Act. washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/…

@20xxmp4 We’re not gonna paaay (this years rent)

In honor of #WorldMentalHealthDay, we're highlighting shows that depict mental illness in a thoughtful, nuanced way: bit.ly/3EqcTOO #MentalHealth

You're a good guy mon frère. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

@20xxmp4 There were men built into the foundation of his home

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Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

@mariabamfoo My dog is old and lost all her teef, but she does have a single toof in the front

Bottom Teef forever. (Muffin, personal assistant, at the ready)

I went to a college that cost $50 a semester and had the opportunity to follow my dreams. But too many people don’t have that opportunity today. It's time to fix our broken student loan system and #CancelStudentDebt.

Thanks, Obama

@mariabamfoo As someone with OCD I am down for this. All the things you’ve done to help destigmatize Bipolar? Amazing. This? Even more!

Hello! I'm making a pilot (a la Maria Bamford Show) about OCD Intrusive Thoughts, six 3-5 minute webisodes. To make it and pay people- union director/editors, it will cost around 10K per episode. Is there any interest for such a thing? Kickstart or no?

@highhoneyy I’ll be there Saturday 🍷

@alwayssunny My badnew tattoo pledges my allegiance to Charlie and those ribs 😂

You decide.

I love getting slammed on Twitter

There are no vegan men, just..

BREAKING: A fire being called the "Casner Fire" is burning in the southern portion of the Coconino National Forest in the Wet Beaver Creek Wilderness, east of I-17. The fire was spotted at around 10:50 this morning and is burning in open country. #CasnerFire #CampVerde