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she say do you love me i tell her only patty i only love my cheese and my burger i'm sorry

they're saying having -£300 is the new having £100

It feels so difficult to improve with the guns marathon when every gunfight lasts for two seconds or it's just a shotgun bubblefest :(

to be alive

@bocchiyuri me and my friend loaded into a game with purple gear (i've only recently gotten to this level of wealth) and get matched with a free kit thief. it just sucks to know you're completely fucked in the 3v3 because your teammate doesn't have shit, esp. w/ the free kit queue there

if you load into normal dire marsh with a free kit you are lower than pond scum

how it feels to be level 180 and still be dogshit at marathon

@747shove fucked up evil car

PLEASE I NEED EVERYONE TO SEE THIS

ANYB0DY CAN F1ND L0V3 (3XC3PT Y0U) Edit by me #marathonthegame #marathon

hey man, thanks for surviving the frost area of the game. here's a ring of frost resistance, it’ll help you take less frost damage in the future. Anyway good luck in the fire area. Oh no they don’t do frost damage there haha. They actually take half damage from frost weapons too

i never hate marathon more than when i'm trying to do a dire marsh contract. no exaggeration i absolutely despise that map and i wish to god there were less priority quests on it because it's the least fun you can possibly have

@thugmajesty7 i knew you were a real one thugmajesty7

do yourself a favor and pick this up game of the year for me so far

queer people do kink like this but straight people do kink like this

Ever since Twitter started auto-translating Japanese tweets I've had reminders forced down my throat that so many people in Japan are actual slaves to intellectual property law

the northernlion super cruise passes through the strait of hormuz

Always IF never IZ

Dan Gheesling taking advantage of Northernlion’s neurodivergent special interest in cruises to help his mom works for the cruise line to book the gig of a lifetime might be the first recorded instance of Unc Abuse.

@MidaRunna can i borrow ten credits from gantry my shell’s kinda homeless

@Rakkran_ good job runnah this will bring the revolution

if you die with a cryo key you may be eligible for compensation