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Delivery day yesterday! I picked up my 2026 Model Y — Stealth Grey, Long Range AWD, white interior, with an FSD transfer. Stealth grey is WAY underrated. I first test drove the Model Y during the 48-hour demo on June 4th, and by June 30th, I bought my own! This is my first brand-new Tesla (my Model 3 was pre-owned), and the buying experience was next-level. I was in and out of the showroom in under 5 minutes. No mountains of paperwork, no hour-long process — just seamless. Legacy auto could learn a thing or two from Tesla! Huge thanks to @Tesla — you’ve taken an already amazing car and somehow made it 10x better.

@DirtyTesLa It’s like an eyelid that rotates instead of closes.

We're almost there...

@wholemars Cant use your phone legally through. Thats the limiting factor here.

With reduced nags and voice activated AI in the car, Tesla Self-Driving 14.3.3 might be the greatest life hack ever

@elonmusk @SciGuySpace Where would the hippo go once it has a full belly? 🦛

@SciGuySpace Maybe we should make a “Hungry Hippo” version of Starship one day to collect and de-orbit spent rocket stages and other space junk

This is going to be a problem. arstechnica.com/space/2026/05/…

@cmccosky Anybody look good hitting 👀 We need bats

Ty Madden went 4.1 innings, 4 H, 1 ER, 3 K, 3 BB in his rehab start yesterday with Toledo. 70 pitches, 40 strikes. ...Sawyer Gipson-Long also threw 4 innings and looked sharp.

@xdNiBoR Yeah, he clarified this in another reply.

I assume Elon is referring to SpektreWorks, the company making the LUCAS drones.

@JerOHMee @AmericanAir @Starlink @Delta Every other airline chose Starlink. It’s odd that they refused. There must have been a huge incentive to buy into something that doesn’t exist.

@Raldi616 @AmericanAir @Starlink @Delta I know, right? If Blue Origin gets up and running in a couple years and offers them free hardware installation, they could switch at that time.

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@DrewVento Thought it was a ween bro

Cut my thumb, very inconvenient

@dezmondOliver I haven’t had a drink in years. Can’t remember the last one. Don’t know if it’s been 5 or 10 years lol. Makes me feel like crap so I don’t drink it.

I had alcohol for the first time tonight since July. Was at my parents, wanted something carbonated, settled with a white claw. I drank about half of it, then instantly felt bloated and disgusting, my stomach hurt, and I completely regretted it. I’m home now, laying in my bed with chills, sweating, shaking, entire abdomen aches, panic attack, and remember why I stopped drinking. Never again. I hate this. Not worth it.

@CSI_Starbase It’s on my watch list. I’ll be watching soon! Impressive amount of time and work goes into your videos.

@Raldi616 I recommend watching the video pinned to my profile.

It’s difficult to put accurate numbers to this, but after reviewing every single deluge test (there were 36 tests leading up to flight 12) it seems like Starships deluge system is capable of draining 16 Olympic swimming pools in roughly 10 minutes.

@Underwood_szn 10-2

Give me your record prediction for Michigan this year. Let me know

@james_xond 31

Trying to prove a point. How old were you when you became a homeowner for the first time?

@B_RadZimm Just be thankful you’re not the tigers 😭

Absolutely pathetic #Cubs

@niccruzpatane Twice the HP and only .5s faster? 😂 🤣

Ferrari Luce EV vs Tesla Model 3 Performance Model 3: Luce: • $54,990 $650,000+ • 0-60 in 2.9s 0-60 in 2.4s • 309 mi range 280 mi range • 510hp 1,050 hp • 4,046 lbs 4,982 lbs • 82 kWh 122 kWh • 250 kW charging 350 kW charging • Self-Driving No Self-Driving What happened at Ferrari.

@SDembraski I want the spring update tho 😭

Those of us waiting for FSD 14.3.3 are hopeful for a push today. I will say this roll out has had me guessing. 😅 Such small waves at first. Then dormant for days. Causing the thought they may be planning point update. Then they resurrect it with larger waves bringing back the thought they may push it wide to rest of us waiting. Now another pause. I know with these rollouts anything can happen. lol. Well just have to see where we go from here. FSD 14.3.2 is great so enjoying what we do have.

One of the most comically CGI-looking videos we've ever gotten out of the starship program 😂

Wait... But I thought there was no TVC???

@dpoddolphinpro Was the raptor supposed to shut down early before the “landing”?

That 270° roll at the end is super sketchy. Ship needs more work before it comes in for a tower catch. That being said - the fact that a Ship got this far on the debut flight of this version is spectacular.

@TimDOES Cart narc would have been pissed @CartNarcs

Lost my FSD 14.3.3 Streak today 🫠 My Cybertruck wanted to park on top of the shopping cart 🛒 return. I had to hit the brakes 😬