Ralf Haley

@anon_opin I think John Robins @nomadicrevery would like a word

If you're a cat person, you probably prefer the Beatles. If you're a dog person, then you probably prefer Queen.

@piersmorgan @Cristiano Are you actually mental?

Yes, I agree that settles the debate once and for all… @Cristiano is the 🐐

@colossalshow saw this today. Best show we saw all weekend. Great performance.

Why is hope already starting to creep back in to my mindset? Go away hope. You’re a destructive influence. #bbccricket

@AdamEscapes He will have wanted to take the 5th one as well, a la Ronaldo style, for the glory, so extra points there

@AdamEscapes Perhaps! I’m retiring all football opinions again for another 6 years. As soon as he stepped up I felt he’d miss.

If Sterling had missed the chances Mbappe had this tournament there’d be a burning effigy in Trafalgar Square. He’s still not scored this tournament.

@AdamEscapes It’s gone to my head.

@RalfHaley Don't ruin the moment by over-tweeting now

@AdamEscapes Yes! Yes it is!

@RalfHaley THIS is what it took to break your 6 year Twitter silence?

@bedsfreeschool we love reading. The PE department love books too. Instead of posting pictures of our favourite books to encourage our students to read we've gone one step further and interviewed the authors themselves. First up is @RalfHaley and his book 'The Beautiful Dream'

Lastly thank you to @RalfHaley for his time. What a wonderful interview and a great bloke. He even offered to edit the interview. He didn't in the end as I'd taken up so much of his time talking about my failed footballing career! All bad editing is my fault! #readingforall

We love reading @advschools and are delighted pupils @bedsfreeschool will have the opportunity to hear from author @RalfHaley today.

@jameshaskell is the Viking in #TheMaskedSingerUK #TheMaskedSinger

@RalfHaley really enjoyed your book, haven't read a book for years but "wizzed" through your's.

@bindiboy2 Cheers mate!

@bet365 Hi, what odds can you give me on at least 3 teams having a chance of winning the premier league on the final day of the season?

Underway with my next football/travel book read: @RalfHaley's The Beautiful Dream. Very humorous thus far.

11 ✔️ The Beautiful Dream: One man's ridiculous quest to become a professional footballer by @RalfHaley. We've all thought 'I could've been a player' so it was fun to read the story of the attempts to get a professional place outside of the UK by a fellow dreamer.

@RalfHaley Hey sir, loved your book. That’s all really 😀

@smallcappick is it now 6 months since ratification was 'imminent'? must be getting there! #CLON