Ralph Cipolla

With today's loss, the 0 & 12 Cleveland @Browns have been officially eliminated from playoff contention for 2017 through 2019. #BrownSunday

That @Cubs White House visit that would normally take place next summer? They should do it before January 20, 2017. Seriously.

Detroit Marathon just released our Bib Numbers. 26.2 miles 90% chance of rain 1 'Full Marathon Ralph' @freepmarathon #freepmarathon

Never. And stop calling me.

Dear Politician-Tell me again how securing my bathroom & AR-15 rifle access shows your commitment to my welfare. Signed, Your Employer.

Re: Orlando. How long before some NRA stooge unleashes his "Good Gay Guy With A Gun" theory on Fox News?

I have a very strong core. A flexible core. And just look at these hands.

He's blinking S.OS. gph.is/1Si6LcP

R.I.P. Alan Rickman. An impressive body of work, forever typecast as the Dark Prince of Nakatome Plaza, Hans Gruber.

So, yeah. Houston, Cincinnati, Minnesota, and that 2016 #NFLPlayoffs home field advantage.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion.

Let's Redesign Every NFL Logo As Donald Trump And Make This League Great Again. uproxx.com/sports/2015/12…

Hey, Iowa @SenJoniErnst - re: your #MSUvsIOWA post-game Tweet. Did you watch the same game I saw?

The #Iowa Quarterback is a 35 year-old Civil War General. #IOWAvsMSU

@Sobe_homie 's tragic video transformed into a heart-warming keepsake he can always cherish. Sorry for your loss.

At the end of today's #MichiganState-#OhioState game, actions to have my neighbor ejected from the community begin.

Enough.

@LeBatardShow @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz Bet Stugotz will love how his name is larger than Dan's on my car display