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@roxie_ug @Ivanariiho Those are facts bro but these foot soldiers will want to eat you for saying that.😁how funny they are😅

@Ivanariiho I’m speaking facts, argue with facts too if you doubt my statement 😂

To make it clear, Bobi wine had a solid foundation behind him much as he spent part of his life in the ghetto. He didn’t start from grass like most people think. His family even sold some very big land to the First family in Gomba, he was never from a poor background.

@Esau_Matsiko Guy waffe wuyo mu ka assnooh jersey.

I’m the only person in a jersey at this party. I feel out of place 😂😂

@boychild2001 @mckatsug Akasaja kalina ensaalwa..

@mckatsug But still if you aren’t loved you can be ignored Kats wejemu omutima omubi ogwo

Hope you were told this was a Public Funeral

@Enan_Rwaboona I am working on this right now, both web and mobile.

Does anyone know of an app that connects Ugandan landlords with tenants looking for rentals?

@TweetsbyHenry They'd have first relegated the one that spent 20+years

But i think the premier league should introduce a new rule; where if you go 13 years without a league trophy you’re relegated automatically. 13 years is a very long time guys…!!

@noor36758 That last one, real pain 😪I went to present a project and thing failed. Oh God, I stuttered 🤦‍♂️

Things That Look Easy But Destroy Devs Mentally 💀 • 😤 Centering a div — 47 Stack Overflow tabs later... • 🤯 CORS error — "just add a header" bro it's never just a header • 😭 Regex — writes it in 2 mins... understands it never again • 💀 Merge conflicts — touched one file... somehow everything broke • 🔥 "Just add dark mode" — rewrites entire CSS at 3am • 😵 Timezones — works perfectly locally... prod is in different timezone 💀 • 🫠 IE compatibility — the demon that never dies • 🤬 State management — simple counter became a Redux architecture • 😤 Estimating time — "2 hours" → 3 days later still going • 💔 Reading someone else's code — no comments, no docs, just pain • 🧠 Naming variables — spent 20 mins on this alone • 😩 "It works on my machine" — classic every dev felt at least 5 of these personally 👀

@EddiePages *women with big bums*

There’s a way these bu things look so good on women

@itrollfanatic @AllanSseky @MrMugabeRodgers 😁

@AllanSseky @MrMugabeRodgers The app is sounding ai generated 😂

Ffe eno @MrMugabeRodgers yatukoledde website kati okugula data kwa self service 💯💯 The link is here mr-mugabe-bundles.netlify.app

@kirya_ug It has 3 legs 🤣

My first week in office i will also arrest you for using a duck instead of our official Uganda Cranes.

@johnPrinceH I was an intern last year @nssfug , but there was nothing like connections. I applied in Feb and received my placement in May. A mear dude from some small village in Mbale. Cudos Nssf

During our campus internship period, me and my colleague went to apply to NSSF, we submitted all the required documents with CGPAs above 4.5 we attempted the aptitude test we scored 86% and 90% respectively, to our surprise our third colleague who never did anything nor applying, who was even in Isingiro grazing got a placement and us, we were told we didn't meet requirements.

@Lea_EFC Hi

Even if you have Zero Followers Say just Hello 👋 Ppl will follow you 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️

@sironyeka Hello

Bro to Bro: build your x account now Just say “hello” and gain 400 mutuals here.

@EdrineKush75431 @aistudiouganda This is the future, and we have to embrace new technology

@aistudiouganda Why don't we stop dreaming and we start acting without using AI

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@Jally_Karungi @drstellanyanzi @AkelloJM @AlyshaKizito @ABHAYZIRABA @Nats20122351 @rwomchechen @MwesigyeFranks @SamsonNyimu5 I remember in his recent "conference," one of the panelists raised a point curiously: "If you claim the regime is looking for you, why do you look like one who's not being hunted"

The political conman BobiWine grew his beard up to his nostrils to create the impression that he hasn’t had time to shave, as if he has been constantly on the run. But that story doesn’t quite add up. Shaving is simple. He has been seen near water, has stayed in lodges, and even claims to have slept in the homes of his supporters. With all that, how is it that he couldn’t find a moment to shave?

@nimipamela0 I also experienced the same, I put money in my trousers that I had planned to dress that day early in the morning, I changed and wore another outfit, went straight, and got a taxi, mid-journey the conductor asked for ka money nga nkwata munsawo.hoo esente nga tezilimu..😪

Today l woke up early and got a jaj heading to town,upon my arrival l checked in my bag nga l had only 700 shs yet transport was 2000 shs 🥹🥹💔 I checked on my MM so that l could go and withdraw l found myself with zero balance and a loan of 3548 shs😭😭😭😭😭 l first stood for like 2 mins all stranded & not knowing how am going to explain to the Boda guy 😭😭😭 Kyoka the guy was telling me to hurry he wants to go before it starts raining 😭😭😭 All l did was to keep looking at him and l started crying 😭😭😭l swear this has been the worse experience in my life 😭😭😭being poor is so bad and embarrassing 😭😭😭😭💔 may what happened to me today never happen to any of you😭😭😭😭

@paulwebs1 @SsewaguddeL Wama ne OPG ekuba ebirango

@SsewaguddeL Sigimanyi, ndi Mugisu

What do you mean we have over 300 radio stations in Uganda? I only know about five that I listen to, i.e - Capital FM - Radiocity - Sanyu FM - KFM - OPG

@wtf_is_noname Tear Access Control List😎

What's the meaning of 'tear ACL"

@ireneNalumu1 Ameen yaaAllah

The most heartbreaking image you will see on the internet today 💔 😢. May this never happen again to anyone's family 🙏😢

@AnselmKJr There's this here🤣

At least TikTok shouldn’t enter 2026😂

@NinyeTabz @DailyMonitor @SueNsibirwa Tabz and the hacker 🤣

Dear Colleagues at @DailyMonitor, that glitch in your IT systems is a backfire from one of your amateur ‘hacks’ who tried using your paid licenses for his master’s interests. Madam @SueNsibirwa should fire that fraud first and Fast!