Doug

When 2 masters of different crafts meet

I CAST SHIT PANTS!

@Uber_Support You still haven't explained to me why there's several dollars difference between my apartment and the building next to it. You can see the time. this was taken in the same MINUTE

@Uber_Support Yeah, sorry @Uber_Support your pre-scripted message doesn't actually explain anything.

@RamblingFuckwit Thanks for reaching out. We've been in touch via DM. If you have any questions, please let us know by replying to that message.

The weather: Slightly chilly. My nips: Fucking solid.

Anybody else think it's weird that doctors have to measure your wiener with their tongue?

The secret to making girls cum is to shout into the vagina. Trust me. My uncle is a vagina doctor.

Here's a list of things that I'm a fan of. 1.Pussy.

less politics more polychicks am i right

@InfiniteZiggy Get your QCW and work in a pot shop. One of the best jobs I've had. The customers are super chill because they're all stoners. And you don't even need to smoke yourself. Just pick up knowledge as you go. I haven't smoked in months.

@InfiniteZiggy Moist

I am like big wet vageta

I am have DIG Bick

Trukc

@InfiniteZiggy @CSMFHT Oh heavens!

You better watch out, Santaur is coming

@LeaTheMermaid @RRollplaying This is a bit late cause I've not been checking twitter. but shit to fidget with.

@RRollplaying @RamblingFuckwit I feel like you could add a gem to this

DMs, what do you have behind your screen? #DnD

@InfiniteZiggy @LeaTheMermaid So. Since the beginning their character was an orphan. But several characters noted that she looked familiar and asked for her parents names. so when her spitting image walked in and suddenly looked shocked saying a name @LeaTheMermaid never heard their identity was clear.

My DM @RamblingFuckwit just made me cry like a baby with something he’s been planning since SESSION ONE. It’s been two and a half years. TWO AND A HALF YEARS.