Andy Lyon

@GarySmithJnr I don’t think it’s going to rain ever again

Does everyone else’s lawns currently look like straw rather than grass? 😂

@MyronGainesX Crossing the border… eeeey 6th amendment homes… let me pass

NEVER do this stupid shit at a Border Patrol checkpoint. This can get you easily arrested and charged federally with 18 USC 111 (Impeding & assaulting federal officers/agents). I know, because I've responded to BP checkpoints to arrest idiots like this when I was a HSI agent back in the day. The 5th and 6th amendment do not apply the same way when it comes to determining alienage during an immigration inspection. Just say you're a US citizen and keep it pushing guys. The clicks aren't worth it.

@Primetimeperry Tbf War House is a pretty good name for a rock and metal venue

The Sports illustrated war/ehouse #AVFC 🟣🔵

@PalefaceNdn @gguworld I mean that’s clearly not Axl too 😆

@gguworld can’t be 2010 Slash, Duff not part of the band

Milan, 2010. A drunk guy climbs onstage during the "Sweet Child O' Mine" solo, and Slash's security guard launches him into the photo pit. Slash gets up, keeps playing, swaps the broken Les Paul mid-song, and never loses the top hat.

@SimpGanassi @andyecfc @no_dystopia @thameswater

@andyecfc @no_dystopia @thameswater Heard of one? I think I’m talking to one

Hi @thameswater! Will golf courses within your jurisdiction be limited in their use of water this time or will they be allowed to keep their vast grass acres green while us wildlife gardeners are told to let our backyards die?

@cookies_avfc @AVFCStatto He also helped them batter us 4-1 🙈

@AVFCStatto tbf, he started a lot of the cup games against lower division teams and “easy” ucl games like pafos

🚨💣 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓: Last season for Chelsea, Alejandro Garnacho played some part in 43 games in all competitions.  In the games he started, Chelsea's win percentage was 72.7% (22 starts) while in the games he didn't start (21 times), their win percentage dropped to 23.8%. #AVFC are close to signing Garnacho on loan

@AVFCMarkM Nah it sounds like what someone who doesn’t like nachos would say if the only thing on the menu was nachos

I like Nachos. So that helps… His name sounds like nachos. A bit. #silverlining

@KingGary1234 What’s stopping us putting a clause in saying we will buy them after 10 appearances ?

For arguments sake, if there was a gentleman’s agreement between us and Chelsea to sell Rogers for £117m on the proviso we take one of their players, what’s to stop us just not… ?

@villaking1975 @Trentvilla1 Would you run Tielemans down to a United fan?

@Trentvilla1 Why is a villa fann asking wolves fans an opinion on a former players they clearly liked its obvious there going to run him down

Not wishing to rub noses in it #wwfc just genuinely interested in your thoughts of him as a player as not seen a huge amount. #avfc

@OldSkuleNerd @Vxb1 USA to FIFA

@Vxb1 You missed the fact the USA made no decisions everything that happens in a CUP match venue is 100% FIFA controlled US sports fans hate halftime shows too it is about appealing to non sporting fans always about money

Things the USA did to football that I never want to see again: 1. Kick off countdowns 2. Hydration breaks 3. Half time show 4. Pitch side interviews 5. Goal music What have I missed?

@KurtAVFC Feel like it went on way too long. Didn’t it used to be 4 weeks?

Another World Cup finished, and my god was it awful. Far too many games, the increase to 48 teams was a disaster. Firmly in my bottom 2 with 2022 for my life time. Fingers crossed 2030 is a massive improvement and its not just a downward trend.

@MCFCFortWorth Plastic fans are better behaved

Dear Europe, Before you rip on the USA for anything in this world cup... Have you noticed we haven't had to segregate fans? We haven't had riots between fans? Yeah...maybe you can learn something from that.

@JayJay22031751 @JUSTIN_AVFC_ You’re kidding right? Group games were pointless as most teams got through and knockouts were dead

@JUSTIN_AVFC_ Agreed there were some frustrating parts (hydration breaks etc), but from a footballing perspective one of the best ones. Classic small minded take.

Can we all agree not to give the World Cup to America again for a very very long time please

@HLTCO Semis were trash as well

Worst game of the entire World Cup? It’s got to be close.

@Conradreturns_7 Scotland fans are exactly the same as Birmingham fans

Let’s talk about actual bank holidays and your team 😂😂😂😂😂

@AVFCStatto Hope Ollie had a great holiday

Morgan Rogers and Ezri Konsa 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 for England tonight as they take on France in the bronze medal match at the World Cup in Miami, Florida❗ Ollie Watkins is named on the bench. Rogers earns his 22nd cap for the Three Lions while Konsa earns his 28th 🧢 #AVFC

@GlenAvfc @PlantsBikesBass @VillaViews_ Chelsea….. 😂

@PlantsBikesBass @VillaViews_ So pants clubs was willing to pay 117m to sign him.

Why do I not feel like I did when Jack left? Like, not at all? #avfc

@VillaViews_ Rogers is hardly a Villa legend

@yater1 @Lucky29Luke You won’t but Chelsea will 😂 Cheap bastards

@Lucky29Luke They paid 13 million!! We ain’t going above 80!

@KingGary1234 @OP4C And the Europa League final playing on your home television set

@OP4C Time to relax You know what that means… A glass of wine, your favourite easy chair…

Arsenal getting foodchained by Chelsea is a little bit funny However Rogers taking at least a year off European football is an odd move