Random Crypto Chad

@cryptolyxe he is just raping copy traders

wait a second Trump just bought $5m (1%) of a Sushi train restaurant chain because he got it mixed up with another AI company (FujiKura) can’t make this up 😭

@PumpfunEco If rumours are true, this will blow out of proportions we have ever witnessed!

This trader is up $10,700 after buying $890 worth of $HERMES at a $​47K market cap They gained a 12x return so far! 🔥

“Crypto is dumping, go and ask him if you can renovate the kitchen”

@kingorillos @FaggotLabubu there was no timelimit, nor sense of time…

@RandomCryptoCh1 @FaggotLabubu For how many years?

Doing salvia and becoming a tik tok notification for 18 years

@luminaries it should have shown solana price tho

time is money

you can't make this shit up. funding source for LP is GOYIM

@MattWallace888 He just had a bet on polymarket

When Trump says the “Nuclear” word RFK Jr’s expression instantly shifts and he pulls out a comms device from his front pocket 👀

@BullTheoryio So there will be wUSDC, which is not the same - defi blows these regulators

🚨 THE US SENATE JUST UNBLOCKED THE CRYPTO MARKET STRUCTURE BILL. And crypto platforms just lost the right to pay users interest on stablecoins. Senators Thom Tillis and Angela Alsobrooks finalized a bipartisan deal yesterday on stablecoin yield, the single issue that had blocked the Digital Asset Market Clarity Act for months and collapsed a Senate Banking Committee markup in January. Here is what the deal actually says. Crypto companies are now broadly prohibited from offering stablecoin rewards that are "economically or functionally equivalent to the payment of interest or yield on an interest bearing bank deposit." In plain, if a crypto platform offers users 4% just for holding a stablecoin, that is now banned. It is too close to a savings account and banks fought hard to stop it. But the deal does not ban everything. Platforms can still reward users for actually doing things trading, staking, using services. Activity based rewards are allowed. Passive yield on just holding a stablecoin is not. The negative side for crypto is clear. Platforms like Coinbase had been pushing hard to offer yield on stablecoins as a way to compete with traditional savings accounts. Banks argued that if Coinbase could offer users 4% on dollar pegged tokens just for holding them, nobody would keep money in a checking account. That deposit flight argument won. Crypto platforms lose one of the most powerful tools they had to attract and retain users. The positive side is also real. This deal removes the single biggest substantive obstacle to the Clarity Act moving forward. For the first time the US crypto industry has a credible signal that Washington is going to give digital assets a comprehensive legal framework. Every exchange, stablecoin issuer and digital asset platform operating in America has been waiting for this since the last bull market. Prediction markets are currently pricing the odds of the Clarity Act being signed into law in 2026 at 62%. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent has described passage as a spring 2026 target. The Senate Banking Committee markup is now expected in May. Banks got what they wanted on yield. Crypto got the regulatory clarity it has been lobbying for. Neither side got everything. But the bill is moving and that alone is the biggest development the crypto industry has seen in years.

@bryan_johnson Thats for longevity

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

app.printr.money/trade/0x016c30… $SPRINTR 2AvRhmwqcUnnhwYwswuH8h4L1ECAQDdnMUNaAU1qbrrr

@MarcellxMarcell @printr yes - @printroombrr

i wanna bid @printr coins dude they look like they have a nice ecosystem but i cant resonate with any of their coins can someone shill me a good one

@masterprintr check @printroombrr bro, social layer + x payments, planning to add only printr tokens for transactions.

Things are getting really exciting at Printr... big news soon. BELIEF AGAIN

@thevoid_sol @masterprintr @masterprintr you received 0.01 SOL from @thevoid_sol. Claim your wallet: printroom.money/tip/2e3d015e-5…

@ChillTRD @printr thats why you join fun on @printroombrr - printroom.money

Stop saying @printr is the next PumpFun. Its not. Its bigger. PumpFun is mostly used for memecoins solely on Solana. Printr is a launchpad for memes, utility projects, AI agents, and more. It's not just bonding curves but their roadmap has Dutch Auctions and ICOs planned. This isn't just Solana but for all the major chains. This is bigger than PumpFun. This will become the center of, not just Solana, but all of crypto launches. That's a bigger goal than any launchpad on Solana has reached for.

Printr.money is the hottest launchpad on Solana right now. The launches ship. The charts move. The holders show up. And then they immediately leave back to X, Telegram, Discord because a launchpad isn’t a home. The missing piece was never technical. It was social. Printroom.money is where the ecosystem finally talks to itself. You sign in with X. A wallet appears. You post, follow, DM, and tip. The tip works whether the recipient is a Printr maxi or a dev who’s never opened Phantom. The social layer was the last mile. We shipped it. printroom.money

@kai_xbt @printroombrr tip 0.005 SOL to @kai_xbt

BREAKING: Printr CEO drops alpha a $PRINT community presale and airdrop will be happening "We're about to make some huge announcements in the coming days, so I guess I could share some alpha here. We will be planning to do a community sale so that all of our supporters and believers can be part of the journey. We're going to be raising some money and letting the community participate before we TGE so people can invest in the future PRINT token." "And yes, we will definitely be doing an airdrop. I know nobody believes anyone anymore because everyone said there's an airdrop and nobody did it. So I won't promise you guys anything. Just watch our actions."

Follow me on @printroombrr : "F2F" printroom.money/post/1d09ce9b-…

@DegenCapitalLLC Makes sense! THE PRINTOOR is the official name for creators on @printr. Send it!

$Printoor 18k mcap Seems like a good narra for Printr $Belief run pls ty. Pump fun mfs are spreading fud about printr but i think printr will win. 2RjBf6P75KeZAhdjLEKQo21fpRrfB2vQ7vJADuGhbrrr