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これはフェイクです。 ⠀ これは1990年代の事例です。 2000年以降、地球温暖化の影響で力士は冬眠しなくなりました。

this has to be the most historical day of 2001

The saddest people are people who don’t like Bloody Marys. What’s not to like? V8? Lemon juice? Tabasco? Alcohol? Ice?? Maybe the greatest starting line up of all time. The sixth man on this team is worcestershire sauce, one of history’s most popular condiments.

At a weed store you can say, " I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker cake?"

Florida to California via the Moon is a domestic flight until another country proves otherwise

@asherperlman “bookmark”

I made a bookmark. If you want to know how to get a bookmark, reply “bookmark” and I’ll let you know how to get a bookmark. Bookmark.

You ever notice how in multiple choice questions most of the choices are wrong?

You have no experience. You’ve never started a company. You’ve never had a full time job. Nike is going to kill you. You’re a kid. You don’t have technical skills. You shouldn’t build hardware. Apple is going to kill you. You can’t build hardware. You can’t measure heart rate non-invasively. Athletes don’t care about recovery. Under Armour is going to kill you. It won’t be accurate. You don’t listen. You’re an ineffective leader. You can’t recruit great talent. You’re going to have to pay every athlete. You can’t measure sleep non-invasively. It’s too expensive to research. Athletes are a small market. The product costs too much to make. The product costs too much to sell. Your valuation is too high. Consumers aren’t going to want it. Hardware is too hard. You should measure steps. Fitbit is going to kill you. You can’t build a marketing engine. You can’t raise enough money. You need a real CEO. Google is going to kill you. You can’t be a subscription. You can’t build a brand. You can’t do consumer in Boston. Your valuation is too high. You shouldn’t make accessories. You shouldn’t make apparel. Lululemon is going to kill you. You can’t predict Covid. Stay in your niche. You are going to run out of money. You can’t build a health platform. Amazon is going to kill you. You can’t measure blood pressure. You can’t get medical approvals. The market is too small. You don’t understand AI. The market is too competitive. It won’t work internationally. The supply chain is too complicated. You can’t build an AI. You can’t raise enough money. It’s too competitive. Healthcare isn’t going to want it. … Just keep going ✌️

Design matters

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

me on twitter vs. me on linkedin

Dont show me this shit man

its just gem after gem after gem

Project Hail Mary was about how computer aided translation can turn people into friends.

Saw a dude this morning outside Kwik Trip with a breakfast sandwich and a white Monster. He was pouring splashes of the Monster on his sandwich and then taking bites. This motherfucker was Sloppy Steaking his fucking breakfast sandwich with Monster.

TIRED: using “—“ and everyone thinks you’re a bot WIRED: never learning the difference between colons and semicolons: dont let it stop you INSPIRED: assert dominance with the mega-hyphen. it’s not just punctuation ————— it’s a statement.

May I suggest it be a period piece where Ryland Grace is now called Holland March and working as a detective

This is my “Screenless phone” I will be using for my year without screens I write on paper I scan it in It follows my commands: send a text, send an email, print me this beautiful artwork (I love John William Waterhouse) The future is near

you will pry this app from my cold dead hands