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I'm not going to say it but I think we all know why we are seeing this. Why does someone eating a pie make the news. 🤔 @NicolaWillisMP stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360984…

@WhiteHouse When you open Twitter and the first thing you see is the tangerine man baby talking you know it didn’t happen. There’s always tomorrow 🙏

Why does Barbara Edmonds have to apologize for telling the truth?????

@SimeonBrownMP Simeon, god is watch you. You can always top up on cunt credits next Sunday. @SimeonBrownMP

More misinformation. Under National: ➡️ Record funding into health. ➡️ Around 2,000 more nurses. ➡️ Hundreds more doctors. ➡️ Waitlists coming down. ➡️ Shorter stays in emergency department. ➡️ Faster cancer treatment, with 33 new cancer medicines. ➡️ Shorter wait times for elective surgery. ➡️ Shorter wait times for first specialist assessments. ➡️ Improved immunisation rates. ➡️ Started construction on the Waikato Medical School. ➡️ Boosted funding for ambulances. ➡️ Record funding for GP clinics. The list goes on. Labour has run out of ideas, so they’ve turned to misinformation instead. Kiwis won’t be fooled by empty slogans and they remember the skyrocketing waitlists Labour left behind last time.

@NZNationalParty Fuck off Sticky Nicky! @NicolaWillisMP @NZNationalParty @chrisluxonmp

We live in a volatile world. Being able to withstand international shocks depends on the size of the buffers you have. Budget 2026 will help rebuild those buffers to restore New Zealand’s financial security.

@NZNationalParty You might want to let David & Tim know. @dbseymour

From midnight tonight, stalking will be a criminal offence punishable by up to five years in prison. National is fixing the basics and building the future.

@Airaasayss 52. You didn’t say they had to be alive

How many people are still in the room🤔🤔🤔 Solve honestly in 10 seconds..!!!

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It's easy to see what this governments agenda is. If this govt intend to announce a 'tight' budget, then why did this govt give a $2.9B tax cut to landlords? @chrisluxonmp stuff.co.nz/politics/36098…

@HanumanKiJaiHo @dbseymour

@RandomKiwiNZ @dbseymour

The guy that’s trying to fuck over NZ with some bullshit narrative! @dbseymour

@actparty 🖕

Wilding pines threaten our land. Budget 2026 delivers a $109 million boost to protect rural New Zealand.

Only a golden retriever would do this 🤣😂

@NZNationalParty Nicola having another raging rant! - the rage is off the charts with this one! @NicolaWillisMP

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Happy Caturday!! 🐈‍⬛🐾

@chrisluxonmp @chrisluxonmp @NZNationalParty

National is tackling wilding pines to protect our farmland, waterways, and iconic landscape. It’s all part of our plan to fix the basics and build the future.

Yet another distraction from the Epstein files. @realDonaldTrump

Donald Trump posted an AI video of himself throwing Stephen Colbert in a dumpster. This is extremely unpresidential and he has no business in the White House! AGREE or DISAGREE ✋

What I’d just say to you is I prefer Vegemite over Marmite. So Chris, I’m going to go make a Vegemite sandwich if that’s ok with you. @chrisluxonmp