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@seedoilprince @0x49fa98 And if they get hungry they can eat some tiny flakes of raw uncooked rice hidden in there with the map.

@GothTransFem Squirrel Girl has taken out some pretty powerful people using a shitload of squirrels.

i worry this is a nitpick but like. are there even any animals in the ocean strong enough to kill a superhuman?

@ImBreckWorsham @TheTankGuns It’s a move called forfeiting the game.

So now…. Trump says he’s decided to allow 500,000 foreign Chinese students in the U.S. and to allow China to purchase U.S. farmland…. What degree of chess is this? I’m lost.

He’s lying. He has to allow Chinese students in and give our farmland to China because Miriam Adelson wants to operate casinos in China and this is what China asked for in exchange.

Trump has never had alcohol in his life. China gave him a beverage to toast, and Trump drank it. This is a very subtle, but STRONG statement on who’s really in charge.

And Ian Cranston (white) served four years in jail for shooting a black guy who punched him twice in a bar. Now awaiting a retrial.

Voters: "Insurance should cover hearing aids" Newsom: "No. Instead let's send $23,000,000 of taxpayer money to a nonprofit connected to my wife. They'll only provide 300 hearing aids, even though 20,000 kids need them. That's about $76k per hearing aid. Fuck the deaf kids."

This is why Bill Gates and there rest of Big Tech went from, "We are in a climate emergency, you slaves can't eat meat anymore," to changing their tune. Now climate change isn't a concern. You never hear about it. Greta, is she even alive still?

A Portland jury clears black man of assault because white man he stabbed had said the n-word The headline neglects to mention the victim ONLY used a racial slur AFTER being stabbed. The article itself explicitly states that there is NO EVIDENCE that the victim used a slur prior to being stabbed. In America, non-Whites are permitted to stab, shoot & kill White people if White people use mean words that they don’t like. This is one of many cases in America where being offended by words has been an acceptable defence for serious harm & murder. Let’s talk about ‘White Privilege’… The is no such thing! Brown & Black Privilege & supremacy is the REAL problem. White people across the West now have LESS rights & protections than EVERY other racial group. WE are the REAL global minority & we are under attack.

One of the most absurd tropes is the whole “I’m from the hood” thing where blacks pretend to live a “ hard knock life”. The truth is that American blacks have the easiest lives on earth. Their entire lives are subsidized. They have more free time than everyone else in the country. They’re protected, coddled, and given special privileges solely because they have the politically correct race. They are completely unencumbered; free to pursue their racial destiny as they see fit. They have all the advantages they claim Whites are in possession of. The thing is… they actually do pursue their racial destiny. And this video is representative of it. When free to do anything, ANYTHING, they want— pursue science, literature, volunteerism, engineering—they… kill each other. They kill us. They loot, burgle, mug, and steal. They sire bastard babies and slaughter them by the millions. They feed, and feed, and feed on fake food and turn their bodies into landfills. They joyride in cars and crash them on purpose. And on it goes. You know the list. But what you may fail to synthesize is just how rotten, or how much of a nonstarter the black race is. Did civilization get to be where it is today with the help of a race that sabotages you at every turn? Likewise, do we have a future alongside a race that sabotages us at every turn? Blacks are freer than ever… yet we’re the ones in prison. We put up bullet proof glass to engage in basic transactions with them. We bring the prison to the food in the supermarket We strain ourselves to pay higher car/health insurance premiums because of them…. Higher property taxes to live away from them. We waste hundreds of billions of dollars trying to educate them. We waste tens of millions every year paying for their murder rate (free attorneys, overtime for police, the lost wages and taxdollars from the people they kill, the incarceration costs etc) This is a situation we’ve never even begun to address. We only have a handful of people who’ve merely expressed their frustrations over such a situation. These people do so at the risk of their lives and livelihoods too. Some are viciously attacked and charged with attempted murder for daring to defend themselves. Guys—i beseech you. We can not go on like this. Hell, let’s even give ourselves till the year 3026 to solve for this. Deal? x.com/TeamTrump47/st…

The Monterey Bay Aquarium charges $295 for a family membership or $125 for a single adult. With an EBT card, entry is free — and up to four guests get in free every visit. There is a ZERO incentive for these people to ever get off Food Stamps.

Tucker Carlson asks Kevin O’Leary the one question AI enthusiasts can’t answer: What happens to people when machines can do everything better than humans? Kevin O’Leary responds: We can’t let China win the AI race. Tucker points out that taxpayers are being “forced” into the AI agenda, left with “no choice” but to leap forward. O’Leary laughs and says taxpayers can say no. Then Tucker points to a glaring example where they already tried to say no, and O’Leary is forced to take the conversation elsewhere.

@EricLDaugh @unseen1_unseen Country going off a cliff all because Israel needs a blood sacrifice.

🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump announces he's been WATCHING Iran try to "rebuild" and says it can be wiped out in 24 hours "They're taking missiles from underground." "We know EXACTLY what they're doing." "I hope they're watching. Because all of their anti stuff, anything they put up, we know EXACTLY what they put up." "We know everything they've done. They built it up a little bit. We'll take it out in one day. It'll all be gone." "You know, they had a little respite. And so they're trying to get a few things together." "It'll all be gone in one day. Everything they've done for the last four weeks will be gone in one day." 🔥🔥🔥

This is a clear case of police brutality but because the victim is white leftists don’t care one bit

@atrupar @DarnelSugarfoo As idiotic as Jim Jordan sounds, he sounds even worse when you remember Congress couldn’t even pass a piece of legislation that 90% of the country supported… so tired of these fucknuts running the country into the ground for their own personal gain.

COLLINS: But if someone was paying $2.98 a gallon before the war, and now they're paying $4.53, saying 'that's life' might not make them feel better JIM JORDAN: Those are your words, not mine COLLINS: You said that just now. I quoted you.

100 times worse than George Floyd but will barely make the news

@Nobody___666 @Sophia_Sophi01 Um… these aren’t difficult questions.

@Sophia_Sophi01 This is definitely scripted because who keeps things like this in their head?

Finally he found a normal person

The final ep of Moonlighting aired OTD in 1989, and went full meta. Bruce Willis & Cybill Shepherd race to save their own characters, David & Maddy, from cancellation, because when the show ends they'll literally cease to exist. It even admits why Moonlighting ultimately failed

Spencer Pratt: “We need to clean up homeless camps, get rid of the drug addicted everywhere, prepare for fires better, and lower taxes.” Nithya Raman: “We need to ban the normals from cooking hamburgers.” The right vs. left paradigm perfectly illustrated.

Here’s a bunch of grown people parked under an overpass in the middle of a Texas storm because they’re too scared to drive in the rain