A Completely Random Male Humanoid

You don't understand- the Polar Bears come to where YOU are. No matter how far, they come for you- you could move to Australia, but the Polar Bears will hunt you down. One day you'll be sitting there, in the land of the so called most dangerous animals on Earth and then, you hear a knock on the door- you go, thinking it's a little odd, why not use the bell? You open the door, and what do you see? A Polar Bear. And he's got a Desert Eagle .50 pointed straight in your face.

@RandomMHumanoid @Ruesavatar Seriously though any place with polar bears they have well armed people whose entire job is to watch for polar bears (bear guards). Polar bears are no joke.

I love the what if phase. Just now she asked me what if we were from Alaska, and I don’t know man? We might have seen polar bears?! We might eat more fish? Maybe we would be better at handling winter? There are so many possibilities?!?

@zhiheather @Ruesavatar It will happen. You think you can escape, but sooner or later the Polar Bears come for you.

@RandomMHumanoid @Ruesavatar I have not yet been eaten by a polar bear but you never know.

@mzxeternal @JLas43_ I look forward to when he's doing it not for the Rays.

@JLas43_ Dude is impressive as hell. Gonna be terrorizing this league for a long time to come.

The way Caminero whips the barrel through the zone is insane lol 480 ft line drives 😂

@mve1134 @ClaySmedz_ @JLas43_ He hasn't played 3rd base since 2024 and was bad at it then and has since refused to do it. He would play zero games in the field. Only DH.

@RandomMHumanoid @ClaySmedz_ @JLas43_ Disagree kid can slug. Doesn't get injured. Liability at 3rd but man if he can hit 50 home runs with the porch. He has 19 home runs in that national park the giants play on And I believe the pin stripes will elevate him.

I’m interested in proven playoff performers come trade deadline time 🤔

@nobodyknows2322 I'm sure you can just Platner him if he wins the primary anyways

Yeah? And what do you think the Republicans and their right -wing media apparatus would do in a general election?

@mcrodriguez24 @AutismCapital The important fact is this is Hathaway's third child. She didn't wait- she married the man she is with 14 years ago and started trying to have kids by at least 11 years ago.

@AutismCapital Exactly

Folks (guys and gals), don't be psyopped by this article. You don't have unlimited time. You need to be moving. Don't put off life. Don't look at Anne Hathaway getting pregnant at 43 and think "Oh, ok I'll be fine." It's a psyop. You'll have massive regret if you squander your youth with hedonism and selfish BS and then try to scramble to have a real life later. Don't be deceived by lies.

@lingeriegoat @TammyTutone @upstatefederlst Most of those franchises effectively haven't existed since I was a kid.

@TammyTutone @upstatefederlst None of those are on television anymore, and the last time they remade ninja turtles they made it for girls.

Outside of **checks notes** nothing, there is still nothing for boys.

@JLas43_ His contract ends (10m buyout for 28 and Marlins pay 10m so 0$ buyout for the Yankees)

It takes another year off his career as he approaches age 40 I’m afraid. Only more injuries and missed time in his future

@ClaySmedz_ @mve1134 @JLas43_ It would be such a colossolly stupid mistake to trade for him. Unless you are willing to literally DFA him with 5 years on the contract left it'd be a franchise ending mistake.

@RandomMHumanoid @mve1134 @JLas43_ The giants would never pay half his contract to trade him away was my point let alone attach prospects lol

@EmmettLego1 @octoberstanton Cheap out. Hal might be the #1 owner begging for a cap.

@EmmettLego1 @octoberstanton Naw Cashman and Hal 100% want a salary cap so they have an excuse to cheal our

Donald Trump saving the mlb lockout from happening with no salary cap being implemented

@mve1134 @ClaySmedz_ @JLas43_ There's a reason the Giants want to get rid of him! It's because he's bad!

@mve1134 @ClaySmedz_ @JLas43_ The chances of the team ever making the playoffs even if they traded for Devers are near zero. He's bad. He's a bad player and he makes teams worse.

@JLas43_ Plus Barry's made enough money that there's no way he's slogging through a season as a coach or something

Barry’s teachings and philosophy would go against all of their modern day launch angle stuff especially considering Judge and Teacherman’s relationship, plus Barry would be considered too old school so it’ll never happen lol

@ClaySmedz_ @mve1134 @JLas43_ Seven years! Seven! He might be good for a couple of them, but him clogging the DH would make Stanton look like the golden years, and he'll be doing stuff dumber than Jazz's dumbest stuff daily.

@ClaySmedz_ @mve1134 @JLas43_ It's not about the money- SF could eat the entire dollar value and attach prospects coming to NY and I'd still say no. He's an absolute cancer, and if he is traded for he will be the only person to DH for the remainder of Judge's career.

@mve1134 @JLas43_ Hell no

@JLas43_ I would kill for devers on the yankees.

@YankeesFanEarl I can dig it

This is my one and only prediction for this year the Yankees will trade for Shea Langeliers

@chriswithans Way too many

And with that, Republicans will tie Democrats with 11 White non-Hispanic women in the Senate. 11 for each party, Dem and GOP alike.