A Completely Random Male Humanoid

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A Completely Random Male Humanoid

A Completely Random Male Humanoid

@RandomMHumanoid

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A Completely Random Male Humanoid
A Completely Random Male Humanoid@RandomMHumanoid·
If you want access to American markets, you have to hire American workers.
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Frank McGoggi-- Defender of Truth
Yankees are afraid to trade their minor leaguers for fear of what they might become. All-stars and WS participants. So they just bury them and ruin careers
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Moon Dragon
Moon Dragon@frozenaesthetic·
discuss
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A Completely Random Male Humanoid
@JLas43_ Might as well be 30 tbh . . .he has 5 years left on his contract only two of them prearb. He was supposed to be 2019 Juan Soto by three years ago
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Anime Shots
Anime Shots@anime_shots·
Damn 😭
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Cynical Latina
Cynical Latina@CynicalLatina·
Here's another 'NOT TODAY SATAN' kinda thing. Right off the bat you need to buy her a new car and ker kids J's Oh Lord. Do guys really fall for this type of crap?
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Bella
Bella@BellaBaddie__·
Men strictly based on your face card, can you pull women?
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Tokyo
Tokyo@otokyo__·
single men's over 30 — Honest question. Could you travel alone for a week with no friends, no partner, just you?
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Oilfield Rando@Oilfield_Rando·
HIV medicine commercials always be like: 1. tallest, scariest mystery-race tr*anny you’ve ever seen 2. flaming gay interracial male couple, cuddling 3. normal looking black heterosexual woman, who is single
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John Zeno
John Zeno@theapriorist·
@cremieuxrecueil most guys I know who say "don't date in the office" are literally just afraid of getting fired, it's cowardice masquerading as morality something like 20-30% of relationships start at a job so the risk is worth it but either way, what's more worth it here, love or a job?
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Memory Medieval
Memory Medieval@MemoryMedieval·
The blue part plus England is what France would look like today if Richard the Lionheart had lived another 15 years.
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A Completely Random Male Humanoid
@varadmehta I think thats a true breaking point. If Trump cant end (cant even allow to expire) TPS status, then we do not have any democratic input- it's effectively a declaration that the Judiciary is in complete control.
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FischerKing@FischerKing64·
Possible GOP 2028 nomination fight: Vance (MAGA) Rubio (Interventionist who pretends to be MAGA) Cruz (Unreconstructed Neocon who pretends to be MAGA but no one believes him)
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