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A Completely Random Male Humanoid
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A Completely Random Male Humanoid
@RandomMHumanoid
King of the Most Holy Kingdom of the Moon
Moon Castle, the Moon Katılım Temmuz 2023
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@DaveCromwell @SoFlaFF @Greyhond23 @yanks2228 @suslabella @0dinman @grn_eyed_panda @redleaf1221 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @iamtheLEeGEND @7trivia @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @MikeObs029 There's the win.
What a difference it feels winning 2 of the last 3 than losing 8 of the last 9 would have.
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@SoFlaFF @Greyhond23 @yanks2228 @suslabella @0dinman @grn_eyed_panda @RandomMHumanoid @redleaf1221 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @iamtheLEeGEND @7trivia @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @MikeObs029 Come on Bednar! Close this thing out!
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@SoFlaFF @DaveCromwell @Greyhond23 @grn_eyed_panda @redleaf1221 @RandomMHumanoid @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @7trivia @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 At least the offense getting going. That Baltimore series was embarrassing
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@MVJUDGE99 Just what the Yankees needed!
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3 hits in the majors
3 singles
Known singles hitter Spencer jones everyone!
Talkin' Yanks@TalkinYanks
Spencer Jones' RBI knock gives him his first career multi-hit game!
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@SoFlaFF @grn_eyed_panda @yanks2228 @DaveCromwell @Greyhond23 @redleaf1221 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @7trivia @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 My parents had a trial of Apple TV right now to watch the Michael J Fox documentary (they always liked him and my Dad has Parkinsons) so I borrowed theirs 🤣😅
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@grn_eyed_panda @yanks2228 @DaveCromwell @Greyhond23 @redleaf1221 @RandomMHumanoid @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @7trivia @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 I cant see shit bc of apple tv
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@grn_eyed_panda @yanks2228 @SoFlaFF @DaveCromwell @Greyhond23 @redleaf1221 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @7trivia @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 Because he wore them that way on Jackie Robinson day and had a good day, so now he's wearing them that way.
He wore them that day because that's the way Jackie wore his pants.
They are allegedly Trent Grishim's pants according to the other night's broadcast.
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@yanks2228 @SoFlaFF @DaveCromwell @Greyhond23 @redleaf1221 @RandomMHumanoid @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @7trivia @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 Why does Jazz look like he’s wearing Aaron Judge’s pants? 😂
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@SoFlaFF @yanks2228 @DaveCromwell @Greyhond23 @grn_eyed_panda @redleaf1221 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @7trivia @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 Anyone know what the Grey hat is for?
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Let's Do This #Yankees !! Cam - you are THE MAN now!
@redleaf1221
@yanks2228
@RandomMHumanoid
@Big_puma1363742
@MoLV79
@joboken5
@ReevesHickman
@suslabella
@iamtheLEeGEND
@SoFlaFF
@7trivia
@grn_eyed_panda
@Greyhond23
@dorisamantha
@Ann_In_AZ
@WilliamMarquar8
@0dinman
@MikeObs029
@islesblogger
@MJTorres1230
@philorlando22
@PuzzoJoe
New York Yankees@Yankees
Subway Series Time 🚇 #RepBX
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@PalmyrPar This would definitely get me into the mid 70s for IQ
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Finally become average intelligence or double my penis size? A tough choice!
wapital@wapital3
20 iq points or 2 inches be honest
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Ok is Bumble public traded, because if so, all in on put options
Polymarket@Polymarket
NEW: Dating app Bumble to remove left-right swipe & replace it with an AI matchmaker called “Bee.”
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@malmesburyman Everyone involved deserves the death penalty
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He may have a defense here; depends on the facts. But he’s in an extremely bad position. The law generally is not favorable to people who go around armed and looking to start fights. Some of you won’t want to hear that, but that’s a pretty basic principle of civil order.
PartiKing@parti_king
🚨BREAKING 🚨 Bond for Chud the Builder set at $1.25M…
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@JackieFrancesca @MaryTracy1101 This is not how it happens.
Women have unprotected sex because women want to have unprotected sex- you can admit that reality, surely.
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@RandomMHumanoid @MaryTracy1101 What women don't want him to wrap up?
We cant trust them to keep it wrapped up.
It's why 80% of women use contraception.
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@JackieFrancesca @MaryTracy1101 Women don't want men to use condoms.
If he brings one, she tells him not to wear it lol.
If he puts it on, she takes it off.
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@RandomMHumanoid @MaryTracy1101 We should not have to ask.
He should buy, bring, and use his own condoms,without being told.
She is responsible for her own contraception. Hold men to the same standard when they are fertile 24/7.
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@pr0fiteer @fartrapist666 @MappingFL I dont care about looking partisan- I am partisan.
Yes, I think things good for Democrats are bad for America, but the Demlcrats are openly saying the reason to add DC and PR is partisan.
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@RandomMHumanoid @fartrapist666 @MappingFL Is it just that you think anything good for Republicans is good, anything good for Democrats is bad, and all this other stuff is just post-hoc justification to make you look less nakedly partisan?
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Mississippi..... the most racially polarized state in the nation and with one of the bloodiest histories of Klan violence and Jim Crow suppression....
Wants to eliminate its lone majority-Black Congressional district.
It is the return of #JimCrow
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@JackieFrancesca @MaryTracy1101 No woman has asked a man to use a condom since 1994.
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@MaryTracy1101 Pregnancy occurs from rape.
Few rapes are prosecuted.
No rape is prosecuted within the 6-14 weeks you want to limit abortion to.
Men also stealth, removing condoms during sex.
Your problem is with men's bad behavior.
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@MikeSalvatore10 Besides, you know its not legit because no fan base has ever had it worse than the Yankees.
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5 of the teams in the “always suffer” tier have won a World Series in the last 15 years.
Bait used to be believable, man.
proud ranger fan@RangerApologist
Ranking MLB Fanbases by How Much They’ve Suffered
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at the doctor and they asked me if i am sexually active. i said yes my baseball team fucks me 5x a week
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@eigenrobot I'd be buying legacy lib media outlet, endowing them, and skin suiting them
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930M of 1B windfall to charity allocation:
1. 30M to extended family trusts
2. 300M in grants to twitter mutuals. allocative mechanism tbd
3. 400M to tick and mosquito genocide
4. 100M to various pranks in the spirit of charles vance miller
5. 100M to targeted lawfare
EigenGender 🔸@EigenGender
If you got a sudden and unexpected windfall of 1 billion dollars right now, what percent would you donate (over the next ~10 years) to charity (excluding gifts to friends and family etc)
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@eigenrobot We still haven't gone through with the mosquito one that we have a partial solution for
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@SmugFecundity If only there were gigantic busses that flew through the air above the traffic.
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The state operating on problems 20 levels above pay grade while failing on basic responsibilities.
New York Post@nypost
Could gigantic buses of the future, traveling 140 mph fix California's long-distance travel problem - the state is looking at it trib.al/Y1tXXvI
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@RandomMHumanoid @fartrapist666 @MappingFL Why is it "obviously for partisan advantage"? How could it be brought up in a way that doesn't poison the well
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@pr0fiteer @fartrapist666 @MappingFL It doesn't matter- it's simply not going to happen.
The fact that adding them is obviously being discussed for partisan advantage poisons the well and makes adding states impossible, unless you find a way to do a deal such as Kansas/Nebraska.
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@pr0fiteer @fartrapist666 @MappingFL Subject to Federal Minimum Wage and cannot issue Triple Tax Free bonds.
It would require a massive bailout.
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