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@That_CS_Alfredo Demoman snubbed

Everybody a racist until one of these dudes mentioned

People always say about hunting/fishing “oh I bet you feel like such a big man killing poor defenseless animals” honestly no bro the animals are smarter than me 90% of the time it actually makes me feel like a retard

ISIS pulling up to the Caucasus:

This is the premise of basically every Ryan Gosling movie

@IreneLim177 @AkilaNazaffu Unfortunately, Bahlil. Indonesia ga Krisis Energi aja udh oke bgt, padahal rupiah se memble itu. Ga mencabut subsidi BBM.

@AkilaNazaffu Coba sebutkan menteri yg kompeten saat ini..

Memangnya Nadiem kompeten jadi mentri pendidikan??

@ZooL_Smith the og God of War? Normal kills gets you red orbs (in-game currency to upgrade equipments), but special kills (Executions, Glory Kill) gives you red and green orbs (healing effect). I remembered that was the key aspect for you to survive the battles against Kratos Clones.

Do we know which game invented the "execute enemy to restore resources" gameplay mechanic? It 100% wasn't Doom 2016 as Warhammer Space Marine and Metal Gear Rising already had this.

Imagine getting mogged by a dog this hard right before you suffocate on poison gas

Leaked Footage from Israeli Airforce Shows IDF Apache Helicopter Firing on its OWN Citizens at Supernova Music Festival on October 7 “The pilots realised that there was tremendous difficulty in distinguishing within the occupied outposts and settlements who was a terrorist and who was a soldier or civilian.” […] “The rate of fire against the thousands of terrorists was tremendous at first, and only at a certain point did the pilots begin to slow down the attacks and carefully select the targets.” Middle East Eye @VanessaBeeley

"we are sorry to inform you that the AI matchmaker has deemed you an 'unfuckable chud' unworthy of love"

@JosiahCSGO This 96 year old still smokes mirage window the old fashioned way

Do u think there are gonna be 80 year olds with dementia who like dont know their name but gonna remember their dust2 lineups

@fwmarqix >i used to own him Brother, i'm very certain you met a Yōkai.

Me: riding the Shinkansen quietly This is so peaceful. Old Japanese woman beside me: You are sitting in my son's energy. Me: I'm sorry? Old woman: His spirit likes window seats. Me: Is your son— Old woman: Alive. Just dramatic. Me: Oh. She opens a bag and hands me an orange. Old woman: Eat. Me: Thank you? Old woman: You look calcium deficient. Me: That's an insane thing to say to a stranger. Old woman: I raised three boys. I can tell. pause Train becomes completely silent. Old woman suddenly points across aisle. Old woman: That man is lying. Me: About what. Old woman: Everything. Me: You don't even know him. Old woman: His shoes are too shiny. Never trust shiny shoes on a Tuesday. Me: It's Friday. Old woman slowly turns toward me. Old woman: For you. silence Conductor walks past and bows to her specifically. Me: Why did the conductor bow extra low. Old woman casually sipping tea: I used to own him. Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

Schüllechettepp!

@nikicaga Bordalas my beloved

That's why I love teams like Getafe, they're genuinely doing something different and its beautiful

@steroid_druid Quick, to the OsamaMobile

Dawg what

The uneven sticks, the Axe barely fitting in it, oh my god its even held together by a cheap nylon cord, this is art