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"Life is this crazy, mystical thing and sometimes you just go out like a buster and there is nothing you can do about it." MaNg0.

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꧁✿Nessa✿꧂
꧁✿Nessa✿꧂@Softnessa_·
Thinking about the time my baby was in the ER and had a med student checking his ears. I said "good job buddy" (to my kid) and the med student said "thank you, it's been a long day." I'm glad it maybe helped.
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Jett 🜲
Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett·
when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like "eli, can you say “car”?” and he looks at my dad and goes "yes, i can. why do you ask?"
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International Cyber Digest
International Cyber Digest@IntCyberDigest·
Kash Patel has Indian bank accounts and a home in Baroda, India... And he is the Director of the FBI.
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International Cyber Digest
International Cyber Digest@IntCyberDigest·
🚨‼️ BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel's Gmail account was hacked by Iranian nation-state hackers. They have published his entire inbox, including mails on his home in India, private life, personal data, business dealings and travel history (Havana, Cuba!).
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santos-inistas
santos-inistas@JDabknee·
As an ER nurse, its been crazy to see how much more efficient Chat GPT is at discharging "heart attack" patients than our doctors are. Future of medicine is now 🥳🥳
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Karl K. Wuckert
Karl K. Wuckert@KarlWuckert·
Erika Kirk sending cease and desists to comedians is completely on-brand for her level of stupidity.
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g@34rths·
I wish strangers lingered after the movie ends in the theatre and debrief the movie together
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Yugopnik
Yugopnik@yugopnik·
imagine being a chinese intelligence officer whose job is to contextualise why the white house posted a pixelated cock on main as the global economy takes a dive
The White House@WhiteHouse

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SUPA!
SUPA!@SUPASEXYKJAY·
accidentally said nigga on the phone with a customer
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🅱️eowri
🅱️eowri@meowri·
Ain’t no way I’m going to let Gen Z call me anti-feminist because I enjoy a thumb innit and giving head
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Ben Dreyfuss
Ben Dreyfuss@bendreyfuss·
It’s genuinely funny that Warner brothers is apparently spending $10 billion to adapt a series of books that were successfully adapted 20 years ago, exist outside of time so do not age, and are still so popular they are regularly the most streamed things on HBO Max
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