Randall B. Tweeden (spanking it in the gooncave)

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Randall B. Tweeden (spanking it in the gooncave)

@RandyBTweeden

Educator of edging, guru of gooning. Petunia’s husband. Grandfather of five. Horse diabetes since 1989. I am 47 years old. Moderate in all things politics.

Scenic Le Claire, Iowa Katılım Eylül 2022
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Brian Ralph
Brian Ralph@ralph_bria320·
@MostlyPeaceful It really shocks me how the evangelical block struggles with this. Last time I checked, forgiveness was a pretty big part of the Christian belief. Oh and there was only one perfect person to walk this planet. We are all sinners! Remove that plank from your eye and vote Paxton!
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Mostly Peaceful Memes
Mostly Peaceful Memes@MostlyPeaceful·
Oh wow Ken Paxton cheated on his wife? Guess as a Christian I’m gonna have to vote for Talarico who thinks white people are evil and sacrifices children to moloch.
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Brian Coulter
Brian Coulter@PhilaBCoulter·
Phillies now 20-7 vs. the Padres since a confused group of San Diego fans created the worst team song in history.
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Xolasbol
Xolasbol@jolasbol_10·
@BarryOnHere Your unrequited love of LeBron is clouding your memory. Dwayne Wade won a ring in 2006 without LeBron
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Barry@BarryOnHere·
LeBron James won 2 rings without Dwyane Wade Dwayne Wade won 0 rings without LeBron James
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christoph
christoph@Halalcoholism·
Some opinions should get the death penalty
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Sun2W
Sun2W@WSun21142·
@Halalcoholism 90's rap was terrible it was either corporate made music that was family friendly and or worst it was a tool used to influence black Americans down the rabbit hole of crime, drugs, and violence
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Kron
Kron@Kronykal·
@SomeFNGuy1 Nonsense. They single handedly killed hair bands.
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Guyvermectin 〽️
Guyvermectin 〽️@Guyvermectin·
@ASFleischman You’re a lying sack of shit, Daniel Perry had every right to off the scumbag that he did
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Andrew Fleischman
Andrew Fleischman@ASFleischman·
Chud the Builder thought he'd get away with it because Daniel Perry murdered a man under similar circumstances and was pardoned by the governor of Texas. Perry even admitted the victim didn't pose a threat.
Wank Mind Virus@JonnyDMiles

@ASFleischman I just don't know how you get around stating, in advance and in writing, your full intention to kill someone and get acquitted in this exact scenario

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Thunder Cock
Thunder Cock@Thunder__Cock·
@RandyBTweeden @consequence Ya thats why I said Paul has a point...I was just pointing out that his live show isn't without valid criticism too.
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CONSEQUENCE
CONSEQUENCE@consequence·
Paul McCartney says fans deserve to hear the songs they paid for, which is why he's never fully embraced Bob Dylan's approach to rearranging classics or playing obscure tracks live. "I've been to see a couple of shows of Bob's, and I couldn't tell what song he was doing. Now that's a bit much, because I know his stuff. I get it if he doesn't want to do 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' Maybe he’s fed up with that, but I would like to hear it. And I've paid." consequence.net/2026/05/paul-m…
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Randall B. Tweeden (spanking it in the gooncave)
@Thunder__Cock @consequence What you’re describing is the equivalent Paul playing “I’ll Be Back” or “Fixing a Hole” at his concerts. That’s not what Dylan does. He doesn’t play deep cuts. He plays completely different songs with the same lyrics as his actual songs. not acceptable from a fan standpoint
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Thunder Cock
Thunder Cock@Thunder__Cock·
@consequence Paul has a point, but also Paul will play the same 15 to 20 songs every night. We dont need hey Jude done to death, just the right side sing, now left, now just the women... The people would love deeper cuts from Ram to be played every once in a while too.
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Frank McCormick
Frank McCormick@CBHeresy·
You are correct: you cannot attack someone over words alone. But if I walk up to your wife and say, “You’re so ugly even Bill Cosby wouldn’t r*pe you, you obese cow,” and you start swinging at me, and I then shoot you, a court is unlikely to uphold my self-defense claim.
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Randall B. Tweeden (spanking it in the gooncave)
@sherwudforest Roasts also need to be done with love and by friends. Not with malice and by hack comedians who need a paycheck. Hearing Tony Hinchcliffe talk about how John’s body parts went Here, There, and Everywhere or how George’s cancer was caused by Temporary Secretary would be so ugly
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Taylor Jean Darling ⭕️
Taylor Jean Darling ⭕️@sherwudforest·
how would you even roast Paul McCartney like oh man you smoke a ton of weed and you’re super talented and everybody loves you
Variety@Variety

EXCLUSIVE: #PaulMcCartney declined the hot seat at this year’s live roast on Netflix before the streamer turned to Kevin Hart: “We did ask Paul McCartney at one point,” comedian Jeff Ross, the “Roastmaster General” and executive producer of the franchise, confirmed to Variety. “To me, that would be a fantasy roast. Paul McCartney doesn’t need anything, but a Paul McCartney roast would be good for the world. It would be so funny to me because he is so loved.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHfZe

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Nada Maucourant Atallah
Nada Maucourant Atallah@MaucourantNada·
An Israeli drone targeted a 12 year old girl THREE times today in Nabatieh. She and her father were on a motorcycle when they were first struck. They both survived, but the drone hit again, killing her father. As the wounded child fled, the drone struck a third time. The girl survived, but is seriously injured and is being treated in hospital.
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jardelito
jardelito@jardelito·
eles simplesmente dobraram as batatas fritas e automaticamente todo mundo sabe quem está sendo retratado. ABSOLUTAMENTE O MAIOR DA HISTÓRIA.
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Paulie “Halas” Walnuts
Paulie “Halas” Walnuts@JoeBroc01696629·
@RandyBTweeden @verydon1 @BuschMVP @cwolovick I’m not the one who made the post. Bc I would’ve said “smelly de la poo” bc it makes more sense. It’s just irritating to hear to crybaby genocide encouragers crying about a fucking joke like they’re some sort of victims.
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Paulie “Halas” Walnuts
Paulie “Halas” Walnuts@JoeBroc01696629·
@verydon1 @BuschMVP @cwolovick Smelly rhymes with Elly and Jew rhymes with Cruz. quit your fucking crying like a little bitch 😭 go suck on Trumps demented micro penis and jerk off to Laura loomer you fucking ghoul
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