
Randall B. Tweeden (spanking it in the gooncave)
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Randall B. Tweeden (spanking it in the gooncave)
@RandyBTweeden
Educator of edging, guru of gooning. Petunia’s husband. Grandfather of five. Horse diabetes since 1989. I am 47 years old. Moderate in all things politics.





the way michael would genuinely FREEZE & his smile would DROP whenever he didn‘t like something was his funniest trait kids singing to him and he stops moving & smiling & backs away 😭😭😭😭😭









Top 10 bands of all time by Spin Magazine. 1. The Beatles 2. Ramones 3. Led Zeppelin 4. Bob Marley & The Wailers 5. Nirvana 6. Parliament/Funkadelic 7. The Clash 8. Public Enemy 9. The Rolling Stones 10. Beastie Boys




@ASFleischman I just don't know how you get around stating, in advance and in writing, your full intention to kill someone and get acquitted in this exact scenario








EXCLUSIVE: #PaulMcCartney declined the hot seat at this year’s live roast on Netflix before the streamer turned to Kevin Hart: “We did ask Paul McCartney at one point,” comedian Jeff Ross, the “Roastmaster General” and executive producer of the franchise, confirmed to Variety. “To me, that would be a fantasy roast. Paul McCartney doesn’t need anything, but a Paul McCartney roast would be good for the world. It would be so funny to me because he is so loved.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHfZe










There it is! The Cubs fans going NUTS over a routine fly ball 🤣













