Randy Van Gunderson

@harrrmy no

do u think gravity is real

@sri9s wake up sheeple. internet bubbled. ai is bubbling. they hide it with "productivity gains" while your pension funds an arms race against alien tech. the uap hearings told you everything. do your research.

To those who think this is an AI bubble, it is not. Bubbles don’t rewrite every industry this fast.

They're not coming to make contact. They're coming to decide whether to hit reset again.

And the Architects? They check in every few thousand years. The last visit was around 10,000 BCE. The next one is due any decade now.

Earth is a terrarium experiment designed by an ancient extraterrestrial civilization — let's call them the Architects — who seeded life here roughly 3.8 billion years ago. Every mass extinction event? A scheduled reset when the experiment veered off-script.

They walk among us. ALIENS.GOV

Congrats to my friends dad for getting his first hole in one. What an accomplishment!

@NightSkyNow RVG

If aliens requested a meeting with one human to represent Earth, who should we choose?

8am.

Release the UFO files

@kurt13warner Drink whisky till it stops hurting. Be a man, Kurt.

Need some help! I’m in the best shape of my life… I’m as lean as I’ve ever been… but I have some inflammation around my knees that’s driving me crazy & no matter what I’ve tried: diet, vitamins/supplements or exercise, I can’t shake it! Any experts out there that have some ideas to help???

Green Bay Packers fans on 3rd down when the PA announcer tells them to get on their feet and make some noise:

@LauraLoomer @RealCandaceO Ladies. Let's calm down.

God hates you @RealCandaceO. It’s why he gave Charlie to Erika and why you didn’t even get to say goodbye to him. God hates you. Look in the mirror and internalize how much God hates you. We all hate you. Humanity hates you. And you are irredeemable.

@NoBickal You're lucky I'm a heavyweight. Keep talking shit dude.

Remember when they were trying to convince us that steak and eggs would kill you? Crazy.

Erika Kirk sending this shit to her production team as we speak 😭 #WrestleMania

Bryson Dechambeau when I place US currency on him