RantingTMH

Perfect Adaptation 😭

NEURODIVERGENTS WILL BE LIKE “I’M SO TIRED” AND THEN REFUSE TO SLEEP BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T HAD ENOUGH ME TIME AFTER SURVIVING THE DAY

I’m not saying I’m the most fortunate overall but I get sent sweaty shirtless post gym mirror selfies almost every day so perhaps life ain’t too heck.

@starrybecks Share?

I made spicy steak alfredo yesterday :3c

@starrybecks Sorry im diabetic. Cant be around glucose

Need a glucose guardian that’ll just give me a weekly allowance or some shii, my friend be living so nicely w her allowance 😭😭😭😭😭

@lisasssuccubrat If you can make a call to a random number not 911. Your ESIM is probably working. Before you dropped IOS did you make sure iMessage was turned off? If left on iOS users could be “texting” your iMessage account still.

Switched from apple ios to Samsung and essentially stopped receiving any texts like... my phone doesn't receive shit and half the time people try it gets a failed to send response

@stephanicci Hey lots of people still buy 1990s Toyotas and they are reliable and loved

When you know your pussy kinda a clunker you feel bad for guys trying to get it. Used car salesman guilt

Your parents at 25:
• Married
• House
• 2 kids
• Stable career You at 25:
• 1 pilgrimage to Zanarkand
• 8 aeons called forth 
• 16 times sending souls of the dead to the Farplane • 1 imaginary boyfriend 
• 32 practice runs for the Final Summoning… Show more

Here's your best new food item at an MLB ballpark this year: Chicken & Churros at Wrigley Field! (Source: @LevyRestaurants)

@tarathetiny YOU WERE ON A BREAK 🫡

@RantingTMH NEVER WASHED !! JUST WASNT IN THE GAME

bao looked at my dating app matches and goes ‘its so good to know you can still pull… thats my girl…’ #whatdatmean

@stephanicci No

I dont like when fat boys wear tee shirts to the Waterpark. You owe it to me to show me your body fat boy show me the nipples now

@lisasssuccubrat Yeah a good balance transfer card would be best to get away from them. Other banks to avoid. Mission lane. Indigo. Very similar to credit one. Prosper is on the border of decent

@RantingTMH God I feel so stupid that I accepted this card!! I might just take the L and close my account with them/do a balance transfer cause I can pay that mf off but not with their insane interest

Credit1 bank is fucking sinister

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@starrybecks F the haters. Live your life.

Unsent that long ahh paragraph explaining myself bc it doesn’t matter, they’re going to draw their own conclusions no matter what😍✨🩵

Just in: The NBA will hold a vote at the Board of Governors meetings March 24-25 to explore adding expansion teams exclusively in Las Vegas and Seattle, with the two franchises targeted for the 2028-29 season, sources tell ESPN. There is momentum for stakeholders to approve surveying what industry executives project will be bids in the $7-to-$10 billion range for each team.

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