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@smat_kae SMH, breastologist that is aloof about cup sizes? To the extent you had to call a freaking Star. Niqqer, there is this girl, dooshima. Perfect B-Cup boobs. If you see am, you'll know that that your superstar dey learn. Bruuhh, girls dey o

@Rasputinoid Bro, e no get any kind of breast wey I never taste, but I’d rather go for Tems type of breast… soft and not too big. I love small soft nipple, not some big oversized shii.

Men and fake love for breasts 😂 If you ask a man what he enjoys from sucking breasts, he’ll go silent.

@f_orjiude Well, na you go know.

@Rasputinoid Different hat bro

Unrelated.....I'm a civil engineering student and we are the only department that makes use of helmet . When did computer engineering students start using helmets???????😂💔

@smat_kae Oga, have you had an encounter with a perky B cup sized boobs of brown skin girl? Owned by a girl that likes you not your money o. When you do, come back and tell me how far.

@Rasputinoid The feeling is good, but not as interesting as people glaze it. The only place breast is more valuable than yansh is during sex.

@The_AdeSegun @osazenoo Wait o, he didn't get it with the clear sentences you made in your previous tweet¿ Damn

@osazenoo Thing king ring song long strong wrong young among dog bag leg egg mug rug tag bug log rag Don't repeat it again.

In English, nothing ends with the letter g.

@smat_kae @luxemiaa Shey that's what they tell us Men. Abeg I follow proud of them too

@luxemiaa If a woman wants you, she’ll fight her way in. You just didn’t love him enough. And I’m glad he quickly realized and moved on. I’m so proud of them.

@Jaycares10 @Her_Nonymous_D Ok, let's assume you tell her, what is she going to do about it? What solution? Abi the same old problem shared without solution? Abi the one they will say let's pray about it? Or the one that they'll say "what will we do" at the same time waiting for your suggestion? Abeg FLEE o

@Rasputinoid @Her_Nonymous_D You de mind this other so called elderly men Wey de spill rubbish

I once dated someone who had a very strange way of dealing with stress, and at first, I didn’t even realize how unfair it was. Anytime life got hard for him, work issues, personal problems, anything at all… he would suddenly tell me to go back home. No discussion, no “let’s figure this out together,” just a quiet dismissal like I was something he needed space from. But the confusing part? The moment he felt okay again, he would switch and suddenly starts acting right. It felt like I was only needed when things were convenient for him. This pattern went on for a while, and I kept trying to understand it, maybe he just needed space, maybe I was overthinking. But one day, I couldn’t ignore it anymore. So I asked him, calmly, “What happens if we get married and start having kids? When things get tough for you, will you send me and the children away too?” The way he answered me…

@Jaycares10 @Her_Nonymous_D Then e come be relationship, tufia. Better leave her o, someone that you are not even sure loves you and will be there for you till death. You now want to tell that person when you have small issues, abeg o. Get sense quick o. Flee.

@Jaycares10 @Her_Nonymous_D See ehn, i have 3 sisters and a mother as my first exposure to females. They love me die o. But you see women, dem no dey tell them when you are down better run away and come back when its sorted out. Lucky for my father, he has never been down. If not e for see something.

@Her_Nonymous_D Please do you o. Women that will use your words abi situation to crack a joke when looking for funny stories or some that will use it against you when small banter comes up. People that banter to hurt you not to allow you understand their point. Abeg, GhostMode is allowed

@Jaycares10 @Her_Nonymous_D Leave these people abeg. After we open up, they will use it to make us feel terrible when there is a small argument or probably use it as a joke when she is looking for some funny story.. Abeg fear who no fear woman o.

@Her_Nonymous_D So you're expecting him to vent out his frustration and Fears to his woman The same woman we all know will look for a way one day soon To pour all his insecurities straight at him Intentional or unintentionally Y'all are funny

People just dey hero worship GEJ.. His dossier is like a a memoir in my archive...a case of the WEAKEST AND MOST COWARDLY PRESIDENT Nigeria ever had..... The only President that had a chance to make Nigeria be like UAE but bungled it out of Weakness, Cowsrdice, very weak political will and intelligence.....A regime that made whooping $400 Billion in Oil Revenue in 5 years!!!....a big period of long tenured oil boom... Apart from allowing dollars carelessly flow freely on the streets of Nigeria giving Nigerians a FLUKE AND BUBBLE FEELING OF PROSPERITY.......the $400 Billion went down the drain... That is the man some people with SELECTIVE AMNESIA keep talking about like their OLD MESSIAH COMETH...... Mtschew

@love_Victoria17 Maka cream??

I just bought one body lotion I’ve been eyeing for quite sometime. I love the woman I’m becoming, no be even play. Please I ask for a little privacy as I journey through my new life of fame and success. Thank you. 🙏

Omo, Watch how Seyi Law is introducing and bringing on stage President Bola Ahmed Tinubu>>>>>>> don't say anything just Retweet 👇🔥❤️🫡 #APCConvention2026

@f_orjiude @stfukhaleeed Geology Department. White House is behind Abuja Building

@Rasputinoid @stfukhaleeed Which department is that FB my boss

Mention a popular place in your university and someone will guess the name of the school. Connect in the comments. Let's goo

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@bigbackTesla @peace_igho Dem dey sell pikin for PH at discounted rate. Just go Oyigbo LGA, Kom Kom community or Afam sef, you go see pikin for showglass

@peace_igho Na only lagos.. ph women no dey find?

@deenayaah Me I go Yarn by elDee da Don

Songs I need all Nigerians to Listen to today P-Square - Why E be say 2face - E Be Like Say Sound Sultan ft Mi - 2010 Black face - hard life Wande coal - Se na like this Burna Boy - Monsters You Made Eedris Abdulkareem’s -Jaga Jaga Majek Fashek - so long African China - Mr President Tekno - Rara Falz - This Is Nigeria Aṣa - "Fire on the Mountain

@nneka_evelyn @stfukhaleeed I partied so hard that I never went home for the holiday for 5years. Thank gawd I loved my course, I for fail tire Alcohol was very cheap in the Den compared to Asaba. The funny thing is that I never went back to that town after graduating. #I❤️College

@Rasputinoid @stfukhaleeed 😂😂😂