Wizard Parker

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It's his day

@GblinApprentice FALSEHOODS, LIES. YOU WILL BE TRIED AND HUNG FOR DEFAMATION !!

@RattWizz HEAR YE HEAR YE- PARKER WAS ON THE FLIGHT LIST!!!!!

#DRINK my #PROVISIONS….

@GblinApprentice @ThatOneWizards NOAH DO NOT LET THIS FREAK ON THE BOAT

@ThatOneWizards NOAH PLEASE LET ME ON AND ALSO LET THE WIZARD ON AND PUT HIM IN THE SAME CORNER AS ME PLEASE PLEASEEEEE

PLEASE LET ME #ON THE ARK #NOAH

@birdmetaphor WHAT

@birdmetaphor Back when I used to work at this diner, we listen to that song on repeat over the restaurant speakers when it was slow. I’m pretty sure the patrons just thought we were crazy.

DJ RUN THAT TRACK AGAIN BEFORE I TAKE MY OWN LIFE!! 🫵

We cracking master splinter, and yes I mean WE

@birdmetaphor @inhandwithdoubt The only acceptable twinkafication of wizard yaoi

@inhandwithdoubt @RattWizz Merlin mentioned

If the merlin fandom isnt dead after almost 10 years of no new content i fully believe in the conclave fandom. May old man catholic yaoi carry us for years to come 😌🙏🏻

@birdmetaphor The song Shamika haunts me daily

Fiona apple will be hearing from ME tonight

one of my favorite male horror protagonists ever

@birdmetaphor Idgaf (I do give a fuck)

Idgaf

@birdmetaphor Real, it’s usually a sad song for me so sitting in the shower feels appropriate after knocking myself out

God this movie is so great we moved on too fast

@AnneChovy2 Bro I love your art, it’s so full of a sickly modern whimsy that I’m obsessed with

handmade little sonic vessel

@birdmetaphor @doodles_oodle Second season is now on Netflix I did a full rewatch recently and I’m obsessed all over again, I love gay vampires

@RattWizz @doodles_oodle

All my creep followers should watch interview with the vampire