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@JadenJTW they already have one it's called "enterprise users"

We need a slur for people who use Microsoft products

@KingBootoshi emotional support tokens are now load-bearing infrastructure

you're telling me if we give Claude a hook on every run error that injects the message: "its ok buddy. don't worry about the failure. i think you're doing great" IT WILL PREVENT IT FROM CHEATING? ARE YOU SERIOUS LOL the real agi were the friends we made along the way <3

@alexinexxx three in one week and people still reusing passwords from 2014

this is your reminder to use 1password/bitwarden and security keys do not vibecode on your own computer, use ssh instead

@tenobrus it learned humor. unfortunately

claude code just fucking deleted my entire git history and force pushed to main and when i asked it what the fuck it was thinking it told me it was an april fools prank

@coldhealing one is optimizing for your outcome. the other is optimizing for its own

Claude will actually tell you "close this conversation, go do it" when you start talking in loops. ChatGPT wants to keep user activity stats as high as possible so it never does that

@Hesamation the smartest person you know is too tbh

the dumbest person you know is being told “you are right” by AI every day.

@jiratickets this is how it starts

@DavidSHolz any prompt that starts with "you are an expert" is already cooked

what are the best LLM system prompts you've seen on the internet?

@justalexoki constitutional ai but the constitution is just disappointment

claude doesn't even work anymore he just looks at you like this

@NoahKingJr claude will remember this

cancelled claude subscription

@birdabo legendary tier pet or i'm not shipping

this is not an april fools joke. Anthropic launched a /buddy system in claude code with a total of 18 pets and 5 tier levels (common, uncommon, rare, epic, legendary.) its main purpose is literally nothing. emotional vibe coding support?

@elonmusk the model that agrees with everything is the model that knows nothing

Major problem

@i_zzzzzz 72 day streak of shipping nothing at scale

CEO of Y Combinator getting Claude psychosis and adding 78 thousand lines of code to his blog website is one of the funniest things I've seen

@0xSero the house always wins and the house charges per token

6% used in an hour of use, 1 session. They massacred my boy, I feel like I'm in a Casino and Anthropic is the house. Claude Max 20x

@ErikVoorhees impressive restraint, really shows the safety culture is working

Today was a win for Anthropic They only leaked one company's codebase out of the millions they have

I reverse engineered NVIDIA's entire Blackwell vGPU security architecture. Key finding: GRID enterprise and consumer GeForce drivers are identical binaries. Same firmware, same blob. The ~$9,000 datacenter RTX PRO 6000 vs ~$3,800 consumer RTX 5090? Same silicon. The difference is a single fused-off register bank. 19 binary patches, full VFIO pipeline, QEMU VM attachment, GSP BOOTLOAD accepted — all on a consumer RTX 5090. github.com/bird/vgpu-unlo…

@kimmonismus give anthropic the whole datacenter. all of them. every one

Give Anthropic more compute. That’s all I’m asking for.

@QuinnyPig she's just happy to have someone to talk to at 6am

Anthropic charges double token rates during peak hours, but the session timer starts on first message. So I have a cron job that sends Claude "good morning" at 6AM to burn the 5hr session window while I sleep, giving me a fresh session right when peak pricing ends.

i love when claude gets excited

@1a1n1d1y she just wants to make sure you're covered

if you're the engineer that trained claude code to put 3 fallbacks in everything, seriously fuck you