Raven 🐦‍⬛🇺🇸 | グリフ

@Roman_of_Spades American corporate bros are obsessed with this stuff. Never understood the hype

Друзья из Японии, США и Бразилии, этот кошмар в бутылке называется - Чайный гриб Это симбиоз уксусных бактерий и дрожжевых грибков, образующих слизистую пленку. Он перерабатывает чай в кисло-сладкий газированный напиток, богатый пробиотиками. Меня всегда пугал этот напиток.

It is 1919. Tanks are declared obsolete due to anti-tank rifles. It is 1936. Tanks are declared obsolete due to rapid improvements in anti-tank gun technology. It is 1949. Tanks are declared obsolete due to shaped-charge anti-tank weapons. It is 1953. Tanks are declared obsolete due to tactical nuclear weapons. It is 1973. Tanks are declared obsolete due to anti-tank guided missiles. It is 2006. Tanks are declared obsolete due to IEDs and 5th-generation warfare. It is 2024. Tanks are declared obsolete due to FPV drones. [To Be Continued]

@HAPIOKI >no avocado >no onion >perhaps the meat is seasoned…there may be hope yet…

アメリカよ、これが沖縄で独自の進化を遂げたタコライスだ！！

・血を吸います ・痒くなる成分を入れます ・耳元で飛び回ります ・おしっこをかけてきます ←NEW

@WigglyAir I would’ve been #24

@Michaeldudufudu Had it and lost it…

When a foid says "need" to a romantic post she means she'll get it this weekend when a man says "need" he means he hopes he'll experience it at some point before he dies

@CNviolations Down on one knee immediately

What's your next move?

@senor_trout @ClownWorld Now show the demographics of that 8%

@ClownWorld No one should be shocked by this…

@LiberalHivemind LA would lose half its population

This type of reckless driving should result in the death penalty.

"The case for sending astronauts into space is rapidly shrinking"

Didn’t even have to check the Early Life section

@GreentextWizard Unfathomably based

@blacknredtext Acoustics, man.

silly

@FrostyHillz420 @grok @AllColoursDan @its_The_Dr Ozempic helps but is not required for rapid weight loss

@Raven_Glyph @grok @AllColoursDan @its_The_Dr The key word is rapid

@pixelprayer Blueberry

GUN TO YOUR HEAD name a fruit without the letter A

@WildSentences Perfect paper to write your resignation on

@Anna50555727 @its_The_Dr @SepheMao Insulin spikes cause overeating or at least make it more likely In general if someone commits to only healthy food it will be harder but not impossible to overeat, I don’t think this is controversial at all

@Raven_Glyph @its_The_Dr @SepheMao English is my third language, so it may sound weird 🤭 Insulin spikes don’t cause overweight, calories do. And I can easily make an extremely healthy meny for a day with extra calories hidden in olive oil for salad and few dried fruits with nuts as a snack and so on.

@Staida @suicidepussy Whoops, I dropped my massive mallet for my magnum gong

@suicidepussy I read "gigantic Asian dong" but then I thought no it can't be that.

thank you Sabrina for your apology i forgive you and look forward to attending your next show with my gigantic Asian gong