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@ISsossy Things like this are why the break up hits really hard + Snapchat memories too dawg Damnn!!!

Nights like this with your favorite person>>🥹

@utdreport @MatteMoretto Manutd are using him as a means to force the hands of the teams of players they are actually interested in .

#mufc are very close to signing Éderson. New contacts with Atalanta are expected between Tuesday and Wednesday next week in an effort to close the deal. In any case, the final fee is expected to be around £43m [@MatteMoretto]

@nff_landslag ❤️

Our World Cup Squad 🇳🇴

life hacks every man should learn and do at least once a year 1. wake up early on a saturday and take yourself out for breakfast. dress clean, smell good, go somewhere calm and order a proper meal. no rush, no pressure. just sit, eat slowly and enjoy the moment. take a few selfies too even if you usually don’t. 2. book a decent hotel room in your city for one night. nothing too expensive, just comfortable. carry a small bag like you’re escaping life for a bit. order food, take a long shower, put your phone away for some time and rest properly. learn that peace is the luxury. 3. take yourself to the cinema alone. buy popcorn. pick the exact seat you actually want. think deeply, laugh hard, cry if you need to, feel whatever you feel, no one talking to you. just you and the movie. 4. go to a café on a weekday, order a drink and a small pastry. sit by the window and face your phone down for a bit. watch people going to work, students rushing, cars passing, birds singing, children playing, just life moving in that pace. 5. take yourself somewhere peaceful outdoors. maybe a park, a quiet road, a waterfront or anywhere with fresh air. walk slowly with music in your ears or just enjoy the silence. clear your head a little. 6. learn to genuinely enjoy your own company, brother. if you can be happy alone, you become harder to break, harder to pressure and harder to control. 7. enjoy yourself man. come on, you need it, you deserve it. save and bookmark this share to men who needs the reminder buena suerte 👍

@Pedroch_17 @Bruno_Simoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Bruno_Simoes Se acham maconha no meu terreno, é minha. Mas se acham petróleo no meu terreno, é do governo. Aí não dá

Tive um professor de direito econômico que ensinava: se vc achar petróleo numa propriedade sua, venda a propriedade imediatamente e não deixe ninguém ficar sabendo que pode haver petróleo.

Unai Emery will go down as one of the greatest managers of all time . Congratulations to @AVFCOfficial.

@CFC_Lionel @bonesmashh @alexsllater @unable0_ 🤣🤣

@bonesmashh @alexsllater @unable0_ If you do that I’ll build mine and undercut your undercut by $1

We fixed flight booking. flysoar.ai

I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.

@NoGinNoJuice @johnochai7 😂😂

@johnochai7 He de lick lips for capo

His wife cheating on him has made him lose his mind, he thinks he’s dating us now

@UgwunnaEjikem @oglily74 Omojuwa go dey lick salty tears by now

@oglily74 Said he was gon be on the Ballot box. Did exactly like he said despite the crazy opposition.

Peter Obi is an incredibly astute politician.

@__temiszn @Mussprince_seal That clown that caught feelings bruh 😂

Imagine the monsters got you because someone in the colony house caught feelings for one of the monsters 😭😭😂

@SoyinkaMary1 @Seunfunmi_mi 🤣🤣🎉

@Seunfunmi_mi Na pant I Dey look Na 2001 dem do the design

2030 gonna be really crazy.

How is that not a red card on Havertz??

@_kemi_sola If Sesko won’t be available , Shea Lacy or Mount should replace Zirkzee.

Will Sesko be available for Brighton You people should answer quickly 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

@frankedoho @eh_zrah Na Chike tell am to shoot Frank for this Laser gun place .

I teamed up with my Wife & my 2 boys teamed with their cousins at a Laser Gun place. We are winning until my smallest Boy ambushes us but I have him in my scopes & I'm about to shoot him & my Wife shoots me at point blank range. She says, "Sorry, but I can't k!ll my Son". Women!

@dolawanle Pioneers of the citizenship blueprints 💪🏼

My wife will be 55 years old on the 21st of May. We got married when she was only 21. Many people said she was too young, that she should not marry me, that she should finish her education, that she fell for a sweet-talking man who had nothing but wanted only her British citizenship and would discard her afterward. She stuck to her choice. I promised her that I would change her life even in my poverty-stricken state, and I kept my word. I have taken her to over 40 countries, all expenses paid. I have bought her several classy cars. She got her degree at 48. Together, we have built a mini-empire and raised three young lawyers. People ran their mouths, but I disappointed them. Please celebrate my wife with me. God bless you, Bimbo, ❤️❤️❤️

Only @Dremodrizzy can keep you hooked for 8 minutes bro 🔥

@bulktrade is officially live, and they’re celebrating with a massive $50,000 trading competition! This is easily one of the biggest prize pools I’ve seen for a testnet event. From May 14th to May 28th, the top 50 traders will split the cash. 📊 The Strategy Unlike most competitions, the leaderboard is based on cashflow-adjusted ROI, not just raw PnL. Your rank depends on your percentage gains relative to your testnet balance. • Pro Tip: Your PnL must be realized (closed positions) to count toward your rank. • Updates: The leaderboard refreshes every 15 minutes. 💰 Prize Breakdown • 🥇 1st: $15,000 • 🥈 2nd: $10,000 • 🥉 3rd: $5,000 • 4th–10th: $2,500 – $800 • 11th–50th: $500 – $100 Ready to flex your trading skills without risking your own capital? 1.Visit early.bulk.trade 2.Create your account 3.Claim your faucet tokens 4.Start climbing that leaderboard! Good luck to everyone competing!

@AjeboDanny @talk2ifyn Misogyny wey tie turban 😆😆

The fact that a lot of Women are on Chike’s side only confirms that he’s doing rubbish. Women never support Men because they’re naturally very selfish people. So as a rule of thumb, if a lot of Women are supporting your actions as a Man you’re doing rubbish.