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@snorlax_uw $APP 6/18/2026 $520 calls for 4.7 million 👀 weekly looks good

What's on your watchlist for today?

Live look at everyone camping out right now 😂☠️

@snorlax_uw $tsla 5/11/26 400 calls 2.2 million

What flows are you seeing today?

@snorlax_uw Can you checkout spxw 8130 looks like a sto ? 12/31/2026 $479 million ?

Owner of $GOOG 355c May looks like they're rolling to 410c July Position likely started back on April 15

My reaction as soon as the Giants selected Francis Mauigoa over Caleb Downs

Caleb is a Dallas Cowboy Don’t talk to me for a Week

So you mean to tell me that Jerry Jones convinced George Pickens to sign the franchise tag, and drafted a superstar in Caleb Downs all in one day? We are so back

The #Cowboys will select Ohio State safety Caleb Downs with the No. 11 overall pick. Jerry Jones got his guy. Wow!

Brandon Aubrey and the Dallas Cowboys reached agreement today on a deal that will make Aubrey the highest paid kicker in NFL history. The four-year extension makes Aubrey the first kicker to earn $7 million per year and receive $20 million guaranteed, per Todd France and AJ Stevens of @AthletesFirst.

@snorlax_uw Thanks !

@RayPerez124 i see it, but since it's a cross trade (matched buyer/seller) it doesn't feel as directional

What flows did you see today? Give me something to look at before I fall asleep

⚠️Breaking News⚠️ Tiger Woods just showed up to the 3rd round of the Masters!

Top 5

The Cowboys are signing S Jalen Thompson to a 3-year $36M deal, per @rapsheet

POV: When you're out socializing but remember your trade is in drawdown

Scary Movie 6 trailer is now out

Checks Futures*

President @realDonaldTrump will go down in history as one of the greatest and most consequential presidents we have ever had. His ability and willingness to make bold and consequential decisions for the benefit of future generations based on the hard and cold facts at hand rather than short-term political considerations is one of his greatest strengths. No longer are we governed by the politics of the weak who have brought us close to the edge with their weakness and self-interested short-termism. God bless our nation, our military, and our president. Let’s all pray for our troops who risk their lives on behalf of all of us so we can look forward to a world where evil is eliminated and good prevails. What we do in life echoes in eternity.

When you bought $NFLX at $90, watched it drop in a straight line to $76 over a month — only to see it back at $96 today with $2.80B more cash on their balance sheet 📺

🚨 Director of Scary Movie 6 says he "Won't give a sh*t" if anyone gets offended. It’s official — the film will parody the following movies. The trailer revealed at Scream 7 screening confirmed it.