Señor Broma

A strong argument can be made today that the host of Fear Factor played an outsized role in deciding the election. Imagine telling that to someone in the year 2003. #Election2024

I decide to leave Quebec/Canada because: 1) the taxation system is astounding, rendering it nearly impossible to accumulate enough money to truly retire 2) the government's open immigration policies have made it unsafe for my family to remain here (due to the exponential increase in Jew-hatred). Today I found out that I shall have to pay a departure tax for exercising my right to leave, and the money that will be taken from me (because the obscene amount of taxes that I've already paid in full is not enough) will be given to new incoming immigrants who hate Jews. My taxes funded my forced exit and will fund the harassment of any remaining Jews in Canada. It would take me 10+ more years of work to save the amount that is likely to be taken via the departure tax. Is this moral? Ethical? Just? In any case, off to bed. Tomorrow is a new day.

Often imitated, never duplicated. Happy National Mascot Day to the BEST mascot in the business! 💚

@TRimamfyen Depends on the phrasing, can you OD and die from weed no. Is it more addictive than alcohol psychologically. Yes

Do yoo believe Marijuana is safer than alcohol?

@FAGfind Sounds pretty gay to me but a very appropriate post for pride month

Harvesting just one kidney from 20% of America’s politicians would give a new kidney to EVERY SINGLE PERSON currently on the transplant waiting list.

@RightWingDad This is a very reasonable take!

Wildly overrated. Five Guys is far superior in every way.

@barstoolsports I was once golfing at my private club, when the drink cart girl who we had good report with said “I’m sorry I really have to fart” let’s a big one rip. I said, “I wish I had a fetish for hit girls farting. I would be so turned on right now” 😂

Dani Jackel hit the Vegas strip and let it rip for her latest prank

@MVPHATER1 @BarstoolBigCat Yes but we are the only place and opinions that matter we run the world!

@BarstoolBigCat Are you dense, these two alone are bigger than American sports 🫪

Sorry we have other sports and you don’t

@Chance2Art @DigitalDaisyX We already have this! I was in Miami airport about a month ago and I was watching an AI controlled wheel chair drop a passenger off and then with full autonomy returned its self to its charger! While navigating busy foot traffic

@DigitalDaisyX We will need to see first the capability. The first task I would create is robots that can wheel elderly people in the airport. It they could move passengers from one terminal to another at about 6 mph that would be awesome.

Wait till Tesla drops Optimus, a humanoid robot built for real work, not sci-fi. It is designed to handle tasks like lifting, carrying, factory labor, and even helping you with everyday chores, with human level mobility. Tesla has targeted pricing around $20,000 to $30,000 once it reaches mass production scale. This is not a toy, it is labor turning into software.

@DigitalDaisyX I will staff all of my restaurants with them!

@Phillies Thank God!

Following today’s game against the Miami Marlins, the Phillies optioned RHP Andrew Painter to Lehigh Valley (AAA). A corresponding roster move to replace his spot on the 26-man roster will be made tomorrow.

Dads watching Toy Story 5 with the kids this weekend

@kbatt7121116 More like a pile he sleeps on each night Scrooge medics style

Do you think the left thinks Elon Musk has a trillion cash dollars sitting in an account somewhere?

@HawkEmDownChris J-Roll

Age yourself by naming a MLB shortstop you grew up watching. I’ll start: Derek Jeter.

@Owennfa The fed student loan program shot the price skyrocketing

My mom paid $1,200 a semester for college in 1995. Adjusted for inflation, that’s about $2,500 today. I just checked my tuition bill. It’s $14,000 a semester. And they still tell us we’re broke because we eat avocado toast. No. What’s crushing this generation is a system that let tuition grow 6x faster than inflation while wages barely moved. It was never about the toast.

Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day. 400 of them are now worth over $100 million. These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries. Juan Hernandez immigrated from Mexico and took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000. Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a stable job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX instead, stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. His words: "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous." The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together and negotiated a group wealth management deal covering up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before. Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.

@GadSaad I am very happy to gift your newest book to a good friend of mine for a birthday gift on the same day @elonmusk became the worlds first trillionaire! We are both huge fans of both of you gentlemen! 🍻

@nianadell Gravity bong, very common 20 years ago.

whats the point of smoking like that?🧐

@GavinNewsom The only rigging is elections and taxes. @elonmusk also made 4,000 other ppl millionaires today!

Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE. When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted. The system is rigged.