Red Johnson

@hemery411 🤝

Another day in the office of twitter and online shopping, hard at work

Of all days... the office picked... national ice tea day? #shrink #gendernorms #womeninmotion

Yes, the shoes match.

#TodaysBeltOfChoice 🦅

Today's predetermined corporate stats: Hours worked - 3 Cups of joe- 7 Wordle - 1/1 Lunch break - 1hr Hours shadowing the hot coworker- 3 Songs played - 93

What is this #phag wearing🤣

Just a couple spots I must hit this summer.

@KellyOlynykburn Doing too much. Us interns need to be doing minimal work and getting the fuck out asap. I'll defeat corporate matrix and retire from crypto anyways

First one in and last one out of the internship today #Grit

@BuckyRunsYou Can't tell if this is #weird or not

I just know his mom is a #smokeshow

In the last 12hrs my timeline has changed from golf, tjmaxx, and summer shenanigans to thugs, criminals, and animal bullshit

If u don’t think this is a top 2 city in the country idk what to tell you

@thedandangbh NO

@ReadyJohnny1992 Hello handsome text me

Guess I'm going shopping for dresses today.

@muheediva01 Why is this on my TL? Not for meeeeee

FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T GROW UP PRIVILEGED, NAME SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS A LUXURY WHEN YOU WERE A KID

Had to switch things up

HMs: Live music, active gc, nice watches

Best things in life (NOT IN ORDER) #90followerspecial: 1. Large body's of H2O 2. Medium size nicely shaped breasts 3. The fellas 4. Drinking w/the fellas 5. Dad 6. USD$$$ 7. False stories to the uber driver 8. Pay day 9. #tjmaxx (June 5-June 9) 10. College.

How should I 🥛 the last hour of work with literally nothing to do? Starting with the WORDLE, need next steps.

@hemery411 Fake an injury, get overserved at the open bar, learn the sport after and be prepared for next year.

I need the Beevs help - team building event at the driving range in a month, and I HAVE NEVER PLAYED GOLF. Would rather not embarrass myself in front of my boss. Please leave some pointers for how to use a driver

@billy53564 Starting to get concerned that I'm not on any of these. Am I a #loser? prob