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@ReadyJohnny1992

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Yes, the shoes match.
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Today's predetermined corporate stats: Hours worked - 3 Cups of joe- 7 Wordle - 1/1 Lunch break - 1hr Hours shadowing the hot coworker- 3 Songs played - 93
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@KellyOlynykburn Doing too much. Us interns need to be doing minimal work and getting the fuck out asap. I'll defeat corporate matrix and retire from crypto anyways
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In the last 12hrs my timeline has changed from golf, tjmaxx, and summer shenanigans to thugs, criminals, and animal bullshit
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Jonah Rosenbaumstein Jr@JRoseJunior·
If u don’t think this is a top 2 city in the country idk what to tell you
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Guess I'm going shopping for dresses today.
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𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01·
FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T GROW UP PRIVILEGED, NAME SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS A LUXURY WHEN YOU WERE A KID
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Had to switch things up
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HMs: Live music, active gc, nice watches
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Best things in life (NOT IN ORDER) #90followerspecial: 1. Large body's of H2O 2. Medium size nicely shaped breasts 3. The fellas 4. Drinking w/the fellas 5. Dad 6. USD$$$ 7. False stories to the uber driver 8. Pay day 9. #tjmaxx (June 5-June 9) 10. College.
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Red Johnson@ReadyJohnny1992·
How should I 🥛 the last hour of work with literally nothing to do? Starting with the WORDLE, need next steps.
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@hemery411 Fake an injury, get overserved at the open bar, learn the sport after and be prepared for next year.
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Howard “Stretch” Emery
I need the Beevs help - team building event at the driving range in a month, and I HAVE NEVER PLAYED GOLF. Would rather not embarrass myself in front of my boss. Please leave some pointers for how to use a driver
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