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@SHarrisone It's never easy. I have since realised, albeit belatedly.

Mourning the death of Raila Odinga wasn't on my 2025 card. Crazy part is I thought I'd moved on from him #JOWI

@kipkoecheruiyot It's funny how some people can not simply read between lines... The sarcasm is top notch...

Dear Kenyans, Okiya Omtata is not popular enough to be the president. You can’t elect him. Ruto was popular enough to be a successful president. During Ruto’s tenure, Kenyans have experienced freedom of speech, and peaceful demonstrations have never been met with police brutality, nor abductions nor extrajudicial killings. Healthcare has been elevated to first world country status. There have never been healthcare strikes nor situations that endangered lives of patients. SHIF/SHA has worked immensely beyond imagination for patients with chronic disease. There has never been any corruption case. Ruto is a church goer, he is a truthful man. He has never lied. It is only Kenyans who have patience problem. He should be given more time. Public private partnerships with Adani to improve our airports was well wished, with no iota of kickbacks to back the contracts. All these successes of Ruto’s leadership because he was popular, especially between two tribes. Okiya Omtata is not popular enough to change Kenya. Kenya needs a rerun of Ruto’s presidency. It is your choice.

@ericomondi_ Ericko you are dead😂😂

Aaaii Uganda 🤣🤣😩🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️What is this ?

@4low_Ke Oh God! May she rest well.

A week ago , I had plans......a week later she rested. May God give her eternal rest.

@Hansiflickk Indeed we ARE BARCA!!

THIS. IS. BARCELONA.

@bozgabi Watinda tia mwari

Sympathise with Rigathi Gachagua or Tweet in Kikuyu?😂🙂

@4low_Ke @morarakebaso Go easy on him...

@morarakebaso SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU THIEF!!!! NIRUDISHIE MIA TANO YANGU. GHASISA WEWE !!!!!

One young man says he will not be attending an event and the whole internet erupts. Why?

@4low_Ke You did politics today! Absolute truth!

Gachagua is a corrupt individual who never deserved to be a deputy president in the first place. This is a man who used his position as a DO to get massive wealth for himself and his family during the KANU corrupt regime. A man who used his close proximity to power for his own selfish gain eating the bread alone with his family yet feeding everyone else crumbs to make them think he care ! But even in the game of corruption he is still a loser. A loser even at losing! And that's because he can't beat his master William Ruto at being corrupt,tribalism or even hypocrisy! From just a little unknown young man in Sugoi back as a KANU youth wing in early 1990s, Ruto climbed thro the ranks to being one of the richest men in Kenya overnight. In a country where nothing worked for anyone business wise during Mois time , everything worked for Ruto expanding his financial boundaries far and wide. This is a man who seamlessly stole land from IDps. Indeed greed has no end. By fate or design , Ruto teamed up with Uhuru the son of another corrupt & murderous leader Jomo Kenyatta. Kenyans in their limited capacity to think made these two their leaders despite the charges they faced in ICC among them perpetuating rape & murder. Infact , those from Mt.Kenya & Rift valley voted them in to save these suspected criminals from the arm of the law. Uhuru never loved Ruto. A common problem brought them together which was ICC. And as it goes , the enemy of my enemy is my friend. After the two defeated justice , their common enemy was no more and their relationship crumpled like that of @betta_gitau & my neighbours son . Ruto could only turn to the Mountain again.Not to pray but to get a fool amongst fools who would support him. Who else but the man with big protruding teeth Riggy G . Rigathi loves eating. And all he could remember was how he & Ruto met at Mois dinning table eating the country without mercy or conscience! Talk of Memories bringing back Memories. And with that , Rigathi supported Ruto with the dream of getting back to that dinning table . However, a man who can't control his mouth can't dine with Kings. Rigathi was too outspoken. He talked of some having shares and others not . Ruto for those who know him will tell you that he is very demure & observers manners when it comes to eating! He couldn't entertain a man who talks with food in his mouth like Gachagua did . And for that reason , there was great need to remove this man from the dinning table hence his impeachment! Gachagua isn't more evil that Ruto. Gachagua isn't more tribalistic than Ruto. Gachagua isn't more corrupt than Ruto. ....... He is just more stupid than Ruto and that's why he lost. Soooooo you think Gachagua will suffer? Man's a millionaire. Sorry , billionaire. Look at you. Yes , you & me ! Us who elect leaders on basis of tribalism. We are just nothing but hungry spectators watching the rich fight over our food! Cheering and taking sides like the fools we are Instead of shaking the damn table. We say gen z tribeless nyef nyef nyef. Yesterday I saw someone of us taking sides based on our tribes . Kikuyus so bitter &some Kalenjin mocking Rigathi . Let me ask you ye fools ; Kikuyus ; Kenyatta, Kibaki , Uhuru , a total of 35yrs in Presidency, how much have you benefited from it ? Should I talk about jiggers or alcoholism? Kalenjins , if we are to be honest, almost all parastatals are headed by your tribesmen. How have you benefitted. Are they not hiring their own relatives and friends? Oh thank God Mandago isn't a kikuyu ! We have a long way to go & the problems is we don't even realise it. Anyway , I know not a thing but politics . Just go to my pinned tweet and help me make a honest living by giving me a retweet

@C_NyaKundiH Such disregard for the law!

Daadab MP Farah Malim snubs NCIC summons and fails to show up for questioning over his inciteful remarks about the ongoing anti-government protests, tells Chairperson Samuel Kobia that he will present himself at his own convenience on July 15th.

@OleItumbi This judgement is by no means a surprise... One had to go . Who'd that be? Jowi, of course! The judiciary is rotten to the core!

Jacque Maribe is FREE! Maribe DID NOT kill Monica. Daaamn! I feel so vindicated! There was a rogue DCI boss called George Kinoti, who craved for headlines, and Jacque Maribe was a pawn in his unfortunate game of nonsensical play. It has been SIX years, a journey of shadows, where unjust chains sought to bind the spirit of a great friend, a charming personality, a friend I treasure much. Today, the truth has unveiled its brilliance, dispelling the darkness. The darkness of Kinoti lies and outright script aimed for Media headlines and nothing else. Jacque Maribe, like a phoenix, now you have only one duty, rise from the ashes, for time may be lost, but not the essence of your being. As your friends, our collective hands extend to hold you as you take the next steps. My good friend, Welcome back to the embrace of freedom. Let the record reflect that you have always been INNOCENT. The system failed you and the rogue people who added you in this case just for headlines and creation of a circus should answer and you must not let them walk out of the mess without questions. I have no regrets that I stood by you. Xxx To Monica's family, beyond Justice, may Comfort fill your hearts. Xxx Jacqueline Maribe, there is a reason storms are named after women. Storms, like focused women can not be stopped, you are a lovely storm! Be blessed.

@4low_Ke Heaven indeed!

No one has been to heaven so the best we can do is imagine. And here's what heaven looks like in my mind 🤗

@KenyanSays We are proud of him nonetheless.

How Kelvin Kiptum was received at the airport after Breaking Eliud Kipchoge's World Record. Shame to the Sports Ministry, shame to Athletics Kenya and shame to Ababu Namwamba

@4low_Ke You are so damn creative...

If you are from the villages, you will agree with me when I say that washrooms inside the house are for rainy nights. And by that I mean , rainy nights like literally. And not drizzling , naah , heavy rain. If you make a mistake of using them when it's not rainy, you will hear the old lady of the house from her bedroom say "ndùngìconoka mùndù mùgima ùgìthiì kìoro nyumba !" (Mtu mzima kama wewe huoni aibu ukienda choo kwa nyumba ?) To avoid that , you opt going to the pit latrine outside. Okay , if your village is near a forest like mine , there are all kinds of dangers including leopards & T9 . So you may need to carry a machete. Sometimes you may not find it and the old lady will be like , "Kaì ùtangìoya ithenwa haù riko ùthiì kìoro ?" (Chukua shoka hapo kitchen uende choo) Now you can picture a beautiful baby girl with an axe on her shoulder headed to the toilet. Ukiingia choo unaigia nayo. The other problem is that the pit latrine is always at the furthest end of the compound. So , if it's a rainy season like now And the rain happens to fall heavily when you are in the toilet , you stay there till it dies. Life in this part of the world isn't easy . Anyway, it's 2.30 Am , atleast you now know why I'm awake. Nimetoka mission. What about you? Why are you up ?

@KIMANIICHUNGWAH @citizentvkenya We are only HUMANS.

School children are noticing @citizentvkenya . When we were growing up you would never have seen such on TV

@HonMoses_Kuria How sarcastic!

Dear Kenyans. On Friday 15th September I made some comments indicating that the price of fuel is likely to go up in the coming months owing to global dynamics. I have since been advised by people like Dr Boni Khaleale and his master that the statement was incorrect, insensitive and ARROGANT. I am made to now understand that the price will come down. I apologise profusely since to err is human

@4low_Ke What a masterpiece...

Time stamp 02.42 Am. A friend started avoiding me when I told her my favourite parking (chill) spot is at the cemetery in Kerugoya. Unlike tonight, I love it best when there's moon for I can park & stare at the graves for hours. Okay, before you judge me, let me tell you about it...... I do wake up and leave my bed just to drive without a destination in the dead of the night. I drive when stressed. I drive when im anxious. I drive when excited. I drive when winning/defeated. Night drives are so therapeutic for me. Instead of opening up to someone over what I'm facing, I just get out and drive. Sometimes I drive so fast running away from my thoughts & fears. Other times I drive slowly down the county roads enjoying the cold air on my skin. Sometimes I drive with him bt other times he's the reason I'm driving trying to escape from the pain he caused. Oh , my favourite drives ? Might sound creepy bt I enjoy driving and parking near that cemetery opposite Kerugoya Prison, which borders the mortuary & hospital. In the hospital there's a maternity where life begins. Then there's the hospital where pple fight for their lives. Opposite, right across the road there's a Prison that we all wish never to be in. And right next there's that small house called the mortuary where they store us before we forgotten in the graveyard right behind it. That's the set up in Kerugoya town where I'm headed after typing this. Hanging out around that graveyard really humbles me. Makes me realise how short life is. How nothing matters when you are in that hospital, Prison, Mortuary or grave. Sometimes in the night I see a car drive to the mortuary and I'm like, "One more is gone!" The reality of death doesn't scare me. It humbles me. Makes me realise there are times when wealth & riches don't matter. And all that counts is the life you've lived. That makes me desire to share more of the little I have. Laugh & smile more with the ones I love. See, life is a gift with an expiry date . Before that date comes, I'll enjoy it to the maximum. And if I die tomorrow, don't quote this post and say it was a premonition. That's what y'all do 😂. Nothing too serious here. Just a lady with an old car parked by the roadside 2. Am at night writing down random thoughts 😊. Don't show my villagers this. They will call me defo worshiper or "iruminati" 😂. And if someone dies in the village, fingers will be pointed at the young lady who hangs at the cemetery 2. Am at night. 😒. Anyway, why are you not asleep?

@gabrieloguda Gabriel...this is an epic...love it bro!

Some guys in Naivasha rounded up 22 donkeys and just when they had started slaughtering them for the lucrative market in Nairobi, the police arrived at the scene with guns blazing shouting for everyone to throw their hands in the air like they don't care. But if the police thought the operation was going to be touch and go, they were in for a rude shock. What was supposed to be an easy arrest turned out to be a six hour cat and mouse drama straight out of a comedy show. The donkey butchers, eager to remind the police that carrying guns alone is no longer enough to scare those making money under the cover of darkness, looked the police straight in the eye, told them they were tired of the police reaping where they did not slaughter, and dared them to catch them if they could. Thinking on their feet, the knife-men quickly split into teams of one each taking off in different directions with firm instructions not to leave any of their donkey meat behind, lest they incur double loss in the process. The police, not knowing whether to shoot the donkey meat on their backs or ramming the police lorry onto the rabbit holes the criminals had disappeared into, decided to radio call all base stations around the scene of crime to launch a massive manhunt. Right there and then, Naivasha town became a movie scene. But this is not the first time Naivasha is being treated to drama of this kind. Word travelled around at the speed of light and before you knew it the crowd in town quickly positioned their phone cameras in readiness to capture exclusive images of fleeing middle aged men with donkey meat on their backs. But their ecstatic mood soon turned gloomy when radio signal came around that the fleeing thugs had already reached Mai Mahiu with their bleeding cargo safety tucked under the cargo section of an unmarked innocent canter with a warning on the side that the driver bears no liability for the safety of the passengers or the cargo therein. But just when the criminals had thought they had made it safely out of the firing range, an act of God handed the momentum back to the limping officers who were almost giving up the chase. Out of nowhere, an overzealous Subaru driver running on Jet A1 towards the opposite direction rammed into the fleeing canter, which crashed on the side of the road with the dripping cargo sprawled all over the accident scene for the whole world to bear witness of the timely payback by Lord Karma. The injured donkey-meat men, realizing it was no longer tenable to save their lives and that of their cargo at a go, made the life saving decision to go heal their broken bones in the middle of the thick forest rather than wait for the police to take them to hospital in handcuffs never to be seen again. It was not immediately established whether the police ran after the fleeing criminals or evacuated the meat safely to nearby butcheries for the party to begin, but sources who refused to be named due to the sensitivity of the matter said that since no one had lodged a complaint their their meat was missing, the police were under no obligation to update the media on this matter.

@OsoroSylvanus When zombies like you advice Zakayo..what more do we expect?

I think this country needed some serious work out ONCE and FOR ALL!! Its official,we close it down kesho,renovate it fully then tuingie tuishi kwa amani.I hope building materials don't fall on you.KEEP YOURSELF SAFE!!The P.O.R.K was voted by the majority.

@abassmabdi Shopping

In this hard economic times. Would you prefer someone to give you KSH. 30,000 in cash, or would you prefer someone to do three months shopping for you? Reply using #WhoOwnsTheseBillions The first 400 people to Reply. Then we close.

He stood still. All alone.