Aazzan Vij

Basically, all of our life is…

double meat at chipotle should cost 80 million dollars

Netflix basically has every movie except for the ones you actually want to watch 😭

A horrifying fact I have learned about myself is I like cardio

Fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn’t actually supposed to happen 😭😭

Sometimes you’re like ‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽

Just came up with a new letter. I’d show you but I can’t find it on the keyboard.

@hepimp 😂😂

he’s sat through 30 minutes of adverts at the cinema …now dim the lights…and play another advert.

What would a snake call its ex? - A snake.

The thing I hate the most after World War II and my neighbour’s kid is paying for a bad pizza.

@mattreevesLA payouts gonna be insane.. the level of engagement farming dude’s doin

@zoerosebryant Maybe he thinks he needs to send the text twice so it can reach both people

i think he’s coming over to get the gas can

@1610SPlDEY Hahaa

Do you think Matt Reeves is like kicking his feet and giggling while he does this

hated him since day one

@DAKKADAKKA1 😂😂😂

“He just bought an expensive, powerful sword from the item shop. Make the next enemy he defeats drop a slightly better one.”

Guy who’s seen 100 movies: Jackass is so fucking good dude. Guy who’s seen 500: Buster Keaton films are so fucking good dude. Guy who’s seen 2000: Cassavetes films are so fucking good dude. Guy who’s seen 5000: Jackass is so fucking good; like a synthesis of Keaton and Cassavetes

@usermooseontwt When you give Men logical solutions instead of emotional support

just turn the ladder around bro

moving man nearly die today.

@ay0xyz 😂