Adam “Long John” Silver

@cadeottonburner Same I am a #chud

Nuke my life I’m never feeling the touch of a woman again.

@riptank1927 This is actually peak

Top 10 all time favorite artists on the Servpro notepad

@johhnybirks Text another woman and hope you don’t hit into a double play #6-4-3

WE are so fucking #washed man

“Sir, the group chat found your moms Facebook”

@JTburnerman Greetings Mr fag. Great day on the course today. I’m going golfing with my uncles a week from today

Fired a #gritty 70 today in rainy conditions with a double on the card. Game is trending.

@bukkakeluvr Who starts a conversation like that you just woke up

Calm Wednesday

@daledimmadomeII Don’t expose me

90% sure I’m in a flirtuationship with at least a couple of burners on here

the things 13 year old me would’ve done for her… #hollyhills

@WilliamMac67 Going right to the hog

I keep gaining weight but don’t see where I’m gaining it #confused

So fucking anxious in the gym parking lot I keep trying to get out of the car and I genuinely can’t. Chris Stapleton though🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🔫🔫🔫

@DinnerWinfield #nuke

@bennett_fitzy Expand this to the max

Do I even need to say it #shrink

@edward1mcdonald MLB 21 to low

Top 25 games ever really hard list to make. What did I miss?

@AriGoldsBurner Can your mom adopt me real quick

Left home for 4 days and came back to an absolute loot drop by the ol’ mother

I’d rather kill my self

@TerryBagsmith If I ever got posted on tiktok like this and get called “it” im lowkey blowing the whole city up

So glad I have friends that would put me down before I let this happen to me

@Kanonsburner Good swing Kanon. Also, Jack Johnson is a banger

Golf’s like the one bitch who you can never get to settle down, but keep going back to. I just wanna be good! Anywhere he’s me working on my pitch shots for 85 yards. #roadtoscratch 🏌️

was about to slide in this chick’s DMs then checked her tagged photos😭 #nope