Al Woody

@anon_opin Baffled by people wbo care about harmless things that others do that might give them a little bit of fun in life

Baffled by people who name their cars - do they have a cutesy name for their fucking fridge too?

@NFFC That's not what we want, 79/80 european cup shirts in red and white with trefoil please, other clubs have retro trefoil shirts as do loads of countries at the world cup, it's time to make it happen @adidasoriginals

Get 25% off the Forest Legacy range. 🏷️

@Mr_Jimbob @TheUnitedStrand If, "if" the time comes

When the time comes, who should cut @TheUnitedStrand's hair? David De Hair? Ryan Wiggs? Teddy Sherring-comb? Any other considerations? #MUFC

@fesshole You can have multiple people profiles on a laptop, the other half won't be able to see the filth

Both mine & my other half's laptops are about to be obsolete due to being incompatible with Windows 11. We've talked about getting a one shared between us going forward. My near-20 yr collection of downloaded porn pics will officially be coming to an end, then.

@Mr_Jimbob Nope, don't mess with it, we don't like change

Reband?

Millie so proud to be both invisible and have a @dog_rates rating form the @dogfather!

People should have to do an induction session before they're allowed to fly - like gyms do for new members. Getting on the plane and storing luggage, not stopping at the foot of the stairs, basic numbering, armrest rights, etiquette... there's lots people should know.

@SkySportsF1 @tedkravitz @CroftyF1 does next year's sprint format mean cars exit Parc firme after the sprint race so can tweak setup for Quali? #SkyF1

What an atmosphere, what a win, what a rainbow, come on West! @WD_CFC

@GarethPrice23 @FooFightersUK @Twickets @TwicketsUK @foofighters Totally agree people putting them on straight after buying seems very odd

@RealAlWoody @FooFightersUK @Twickets @TwicketsUK @foofighters That's decent of you but you'd know closer to the date if you couldn't go for whatever reason. These tickets were on resale 20 minutes after they went on general sale. No one is going to be using twickets any time soon

Right…if you’ve not managed to grab a ticket, check out @Twickets The UK's largest fan-to-fan ticket resale site. twickets.live

@GarethPrice23 @FooFightersUK @Twickets @TwicketsUK @foofighters If I have tickets that I can’t use for some reason I always sell them on twickets, never bought the ticket to make money so why would I do so if I can’t go?

@FooFightersUK @Twickets @TwicketsUK @foofighters Why would anyone sell on twickets when they can price gouge on viagogo

@AOArena @theblackkeys Stage times please! Stage times please! Stage times please! Stage times please!

⏭️⚫@TheBlackKeys are next up to hit our stage!🎶 ℹ️ All the information you need ahead of your visit to the @AOArena is right this way: ao-arena.com/plan-your-visit 🎟️Last handful of tickets: bit.ly/BlackKeys23AOTW #DropoutBoogie

@ThePieceHall @MadnessNews @ThePieceHall Any stage times and support details please?

💥Live at The Piece Hall 2023 is HERE!💥 It's our biggest summer yet, and what better way to kick start the season than with @MadnessNews! 😎 If you're joining us at the hall of fun, gates open at 6pm. You can find all the essential info and FAQs here➡️ ow.ly/vyAs50OPMw4

Win 2 tickets to Nottingham Forest vs Manchester United at The City Ground ⚽️ Simply RT and give us a follow to enter! We'll be announcing the winner on Friday 14th April - good luck! #NFFC #NottinghamForest

Hi @WeberGrills is the Spirit EPX335 a GS4 grill? I can see info about the GS4 release in 2020 coming to Spirit 2 grills, but wondered if all Spirits are now GS4?

Win 2 tickets to Nottingham Forest's massive clash against Wolves at The City Ground on Saturday 1st April⚽️ RT & Follow for your chance to win! 🤩 The winner will be randomly selected at the end of March - good luck! #NFFC #NottinghamForest

@AntAnstead @jayleno @Radfordmotors Was @JensonButton actually there or is that a cardboard cut out?

Thank you @jayleno for hosting a @radfordmotors meeting, albeit it was very distracting amongst the collection of cars…. X

@Mr_Jimbob Foot-balls?

Balls.

@PistonHeads Why is the button for the hazards upside down? Is it in case you’ve flipped it?

This isn't just any old Lotus 340R; It's the old press car that featured in all your favourite mags back in the day. pistonheads.com/buy/listing/14…