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@dampedspring In our day and age, yes

If you were pounding the table bullish at 6350 can you be called a permabear?

@DannyDayan5 @eliant_capital Yesterday 🤠

@eliant_capital Any day now

Sure, jobless claims are the lowest in 60 years. Sure, Philly Fed CAPEX, New Orders and Prices are surging. BUT let's not forget that "policy is restrictive"

One of the boldest calls on Substack right now is Charlie calling for ground invasion of Kharg Island this weekend. What is my take? I have no idea.

@CharityHedge dm for clarification

@CharityHedge That is 1% per month... woah

@yaacov @jnconkle Paging Citrini Analyst #3

@RealAranwu @jnconkle Is war over bullish or bearish? I want to get trades in before the leak

trump literally said "watch and learn" as he took SPX from here to here.

@jnconkle @yaacov Narrator: -1 for cynicism

@yaacov @RealAranwu if you could leak some major news that’d be ideal sir

@DannyDayan5 LBAF LAAF 🤠

No pressure. We haven't been waiting 6 months for this or anything. No pressure at all.

@SqueezeMetrics @p_gammae Share the love and pain

@p_gammae Pain.

.@SqueezeMetrics whenever the lemon positions start bleeding, he’s back on X… doing timepass and praying for a miracle How does it feel shorting SPX… thrilling or just slow pain with extra stress?

@EconstratPB Nailed it 😆

I can’t fucking believe I’m kicking off a home renovation in late May in the middle of a supply shock 🤦🏻‍♂️

@jnconkle the cynic in me thinks this makes a really good high

@RealAranwu 6969.42, add the zero for completeness

@SqueezeMetrics Same even though you created him. A real asshole

@RealAranwu Hate that guy.

Wow.

@jnconkle @ShaleTier7 roll back moving averages? lolol

@ShaleTier7 might need to start inventing moving averages for us to reclaim at this point.

@dampedspring you're doing it wrong gramps, should wait for October 5h 2026.

My BTC is up 5.8%. Outperforming fiat! Yay! But tbh it's less cool to own than I expected. It's been two months and my life hasn't changed yet.

@_berggeit_ @DsrPrivate maybe like me and sitting on sidelines because this news cycle is hard to trade mwith conviction

@DsrPrivate What's up with volume this month, since april 2nd is everyone on vacation?

@CharityHedge ATH by tomorrow lol

@nickgiva1 You literally made everyone in a blue state upset lol

I never understood the need for self driving cars because I love driving and I love driving as fast as conditions allow. Until yesterday. Having spent a couple of hours in close proximity to South Florida drivers, I fully endorse that from now on we should have two categories of driving license: one for the masses who would only be allowed to sit in self driving cars and touch absolutely fucking nothing; and a much harder one to obtain for people who actually can drive. Not a single Miamian could even come close to one of those. I have seen some bad driving in my time, but nothing can prepare you for the complete morons who drive around Miami.