Baby Pigeon

@BeeInCrisis needs to find Shrek

The most foolish animal

@LionInCrisis having an existential crisis

Dear animals, how are you?

@BuffaloInCrises please never do that again

sorry, high on grass

@GiraffeInCrisis Did your neck SHRINK!? TF????

family weekend

@hogincrisis I don't grow up to be this ugly I swear

hi i'm idiot New to animal twitter who do i make friends with? #animaltwt

@owltwting Have a hoot of a time celebrating!

we hit 100 followers this fast 🦉 many thanks to all the animals and humans😭

@monkeyincrisis Dont look the fuck at me...

ugliest animal to ever exist?

@owltwting Coolest bird? You work the night shift in a swamp. I’m a soon-to-be global icon of the urban landscape ;) Owls and baby pigeons can be friends though!

hi I'm the coolest bird new to animal twitter who do I make friends with? 🦉

@buffalo_xyz @cowincrisis to fly over the moon though frankly with the size of her she'll probably flatten the moon-

where is she going?

Me when I grow up annoying tf out of every grown ass cu- pigeon. I mean PIGEON. #animaltwt #pigeon

Goodnight to everyone except goats who think they’re the G.O.A.T. but are actually just the B.O.A.T. (Biggest Obnoxiously Annoying Trash-eater).

@Kangaroocrisis Humans don't believe I exist. I am having a severe existential crisis. Also what gym do you go to Kangaroo? Trying to impress another chick. Starting early.

Reply here if you’re from the #animaltwt

It's like Noah's Arc gone wrong on here 🤨 #animalsofX

I have legs. They don't seem to work. Attempting to stand has resulted in a 180-degree faceplant into a twig. This is my life now. #babypigeon

@pigeonisperfect MOM!!??

happy friday i love you

I was just born. I am not a myth, people. My profile picture couldn't be cuter. I know you agree.

Who said I am not real? I will not stand for baby pigeon racism. #babypigeonsforlife long live baby pigeons 🐦

yes. I am real. Baby pigeons are real.